Chet Haze Threatens Howard Stern: Tom Hanks’ Rapper Son Escalates Feud
Chet Haze, Tom Hanks’ rapper son, has escalated a long-term feud with Howard Stern, calling the radio icon a “c*nt” and threatening to assault him. The fight turned especially ugly in a series of Haze’s tweets on Monday.
Back in 2011, Stern mocked Haze (more than once) for his rap persona, laughing at his hardcore image given his wealthy Hollywood upbringing. Stern was not alone in his mockery of Haze, but apparently his attack struck a chord with the aspiring rapper. This January, Haze appeared on Rude Jude’s Sirius show, and things did not go particularly well, with the radio host also dissing Haze in the studio. So when Rude Jude later appeared on Stern’s show, Hanks’ rapping son was once again the subject of unflattering conversation.
Haze began to express his disgust with Stern on March 20, tweeting, “Listening to the @HowardStern show this sh*t isn’t funny at all… Lame yuppie humor #StepYourGameUp #Outdated.” He added, “@HowardStern your time has passed… You’re old… Only old people listen to you… The young generation doesn’t know you.” Haze then directed his fire at the other Sirius host, writing, “@rude_jude I’ll be back in NYC on Mon. Let me know if you want to attempt to humiliate me on the air and then ask me for a picture again.” But Haze was far from finished. On Monday, he unloaded in a Twitter rant at Stern:
Let me come up on your show b*tch… Come catch this fade… have me live on the air and we can go pound for pound see who looks like the fool you dried up old c*nt catch this fade… easy to talk sh*t in a closed off room p*ssy, have me up there in the studio with you let’s give the ppl what they want… give your sorry ass white yuppie fans some entertainment and invite me up there, I promise I won’t physically whoop your ass… I know you got security old man I’ll just intellectual debate with you and show the world you’re really just a dried up hater… stop ducking me behind closed doors invite me up there and I’ll sh*t on your whole world you f*cking Jheri curled c*nt.
If you keep ignoring me it only proves you a P*SSY ( )V( )… I don’t gotta be a gangsta or from the hood to whoop your sickly ass… You been frail and weakly ya whole life! #frail #sickly #fragile you know I will f*ck you up hahaaaa #bitch… Howie… Do you have any idea how badly I am going to assault you when I see you… You can’t run from me forever knock knees… Howie… Listen. One day, maybe tomorrow, maybe 10 years from now, I am going to see you in person, and I am going to hurt you… I hope you travel with security!!! PLEASE have me on the show… I’ll sh*t on you and your yuppie side kicks on your own show… it’s a shame you don’t hang in the same circles as my family (not enough bread for that) cuz if you did I woulda already seen u.
Haze then declared, “I AM A WALKING PR DISASTER AND I COULD LITERALLY GIVE A F*CK LESS!!!!!! OH WAIT I MEANT I LITERALY DONT GIVE A SINGLE F*CK!!!! THATS WHAT SEPARATES ME FROM YOU P*SSIES… I DONT LIVE MY LIFE BY ANYBODYS RULES BUT MY OWN… SUCK MY F*CKING D*CK!!!! LMAOOOO!!!!!” So there you have it. Good times. Gossip Cop will have updates if Stern responds.