Chelsea Handler: Jason Biggs Peeing On My Face Was “Funny” (VIDEO)
Bigg’s wife Jenny Mollen posted a Vine clip of her husband urinating on Handler, prompting O’Brien to say he had to bring up the “horrifying video” because he needed an explanation of what happened.
“I did not want to be urinated on. That’s not something I was trying to get to happen,” Handler said, noting, “It did happen, and I’m still here.”
But O’Brien wanted to know why Biggs would do such a disgusting thing.
“He’s got problems, okay!” replied Handler, before giving a detailed account of what happened.
The comedian explained that she was in the water and holding on to the boat because the tide was so strong. She said she looked up and all of a sudden, “Jason’s penis was there and he was urinating on my face.”
Handler continued, “I thought it was so funny that somebody would pee on someone’s face, that I was laughing so hard I couldn’t swim away… I was trapped. I was in a urinary Bermuda Triangle.”
The “Uganda Be Kidding Me” author noted that she found the entire thing hilarious, saying, “Listen, I can take one for the team. If somebody needs to get urinated on, I am happy to do that. I don’t care about urine. Who gives a sh*t? Sorry, who cares? I was in the ocean! Do you know how many things are living in the ocean? It’s like a human toilet.”
Handler added, “There are things that are way more disgusting than that. To me it’s funny that somebody can be that rude to another person. That made me really happy.”
Check out the hilarious video and the Vine clip below!