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Charlize Theron Gets Splattered With Whale Blood and Guts on SNL – WATCH VIDEO

Truth rating: 10

By Michael Lewittes



Charlize Theron got splattered with whale blood and guts in a wild “SNL” sketch.


In a parody of 1950s beach movies, Theron plays Gadget, a teenager looking for her first kiss. Taran Killam’s character Darren would love to kiss her and asks Gadget to later “meet me by the dead whale” for her first smooch.

We learn a few things before the two meet up, including that the rotting whale has been “expanding with gas” — specifically “high combustible methane” — and that Killam’s character is 22, while Theron’s Gadget is just 13.

It gets more ridiculous from there. When Gadget goes to meet Darren by the dead whale, he asks to serenade her with a song on his ukulele before their first kiss. “Okay, but a short one,” says Theron. It smells very bad.” Darren is in the middle of his song when the stinking wale carcass explodes, splattering the two of them with blood. “I’m blind with whale guts!” screams Darren. Undeterred, they walk over to stand next to another dead whale, which also explodes. “Ugh, I guess I’ll never get that kiss,” Theron’s character says.

Check out the video below, and tell us what you think. 



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