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Charlie Sheen Rants About Chuck Lorre, “Trolls,” AA and the Vatican

Truth rating: 10

6:40 pm, February 24th, 2011

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Charlie Sheen went off during a radio interview today, ranting about everything from “Two and a Half Men” creator Chuck Lorre to Alcoholics Anonymous in an epic diatribe.

During his rambling screed on “The Alex Jones Show,” Sheen blasted Lorre as a “charlatan” and “turd” whose “tin can” material Sheen “effortlessly and magically convert[s]… into pure gold.”

“I am so tired of pretending like my life isn’t perfect and bitchin’ and just winning every second,” bragged Sheen at one point, expressing frustration having to deal with “fools and trolls.”

Sheen also scorns Alcoholics Anonymous, which he calls “the work of sissies” and a “bootleg cult” with a five percent success rate.

“My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math!” continues Sheen, who says he cured himself with his own mind.

Sheen rejects what he labels the AA motto of “don’t be special, be one of us,” telling Jones, “News flash: I am special, and I will never be one of you… I’m going to hang out with these two smoking hotties and fly privately around the world. It might be lonely up here, but I sure like the view.”

“The only thing I’m addicted to right now is winning,” he says, at another point declaring, “I got magic… I got poetry at my fingertips.”

In one of several seemingly incomprehensible exchanges with radio interviewer Jones, Sheen refers to the two of them as “Vatican assassin warlocks.”

At another point in the conversation he rejects a comparison to one of the Founding Fathers by saying, “I’m not Thomas Jefferson. He was a p-ssy.”

Wow.

But that wasn’t all for Sheen today.

This afternoon, he called TMZ and challenged “Two and a Half Men” creator Chuck Lorre to a fight in an octagon.

“If he wins, then he can leave my show,” said Sheen.

He later went on to say that he “violently hate[s]” Lorre, whom he further calls “a stupid, stupid little man” and a “p-ssy punk that I’d never want to be like.”

“That piece of s–t took money out of my pocket, my family’s pocket, and, most importantly, my second family – my crew’s pocket,” added Sheen.

“You can tell him one thing. I own him.”

Whoa.

What do you make of Sheen’s rants?

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  • Watcher

    Wow is right,

    Charlie is a mess but he know he a valuable to CBS, a cash cow. I’m not in any way condoning his behavior, because he clearly needs help, but he is so swell headed because of his success that he thinks he can say whatever he wants and get away with it.

    Sadly he may be right, even with this outburst, there’s little no chance that it will hurt him in terms of his job, which is a shame, he needs to be knocked down a good few notches and thrown in rehab.

    He is a trashy mess

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Sandi-Hansen/1650690628 Sandi Hansen

    Clearly he’s had to much “CRACK, CRANK, BOOZE AND WHORES!!! What a waste!!!

  • Mesmer

    Go Charlie Go! I think he may be correct about alot of his insights into mainstream Hollywood…Lorre and most producers are douches, and he’s right about AA too, a wack cult with a terrible sucess rate. I’m proud of Charlie for stepping up and saying what’s on his mind…this stale politically correct fluff that passes for most Hollywood news is the ebarassement.
    I hope Charlie starts a trend where more celebs can speak about something…anything of importance that isn’t scripted to support corporate interests. Ever notice how celebs seem to be on the corporate payroll all the time? Charlie is big enough, highest payed actor in Hollywood, to break out, speak raw to the public, be real and not affraid of the elite backlash. You have to hear the full interview to understand the Caltholic assisn joke they were referancing and put these snipits into context.

  • Mesmer

    oh yeah, and why is Charlie Sheen the only celeb to mention the uncostitutional, inhumain TSA searches of children that are happening daily in the USA? becouse you have to be a little radical to question authority in America…and why is that?

  • Mesmer

    and before you write off Charlie as a crazy playboy check out 20 Minutes With the President…the single boldest political move by a Hollywood Celeb in our time…brilliant!

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