Charlie Sheen Tells New Playboy: “Dave Chappelle Cost Me My Job”

Charlie Sheen Playboy

8:16 pm, June 19th, 2012

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You never know what Charlie Sheen is going to say.

And the actor certainly doesn’t disappoint in the upcoming July/August Playboy, in which Sheen touches on a slew of topics, including the real reason he got fired from “Two and a Half Men,” the origin of his outrageous catchphrases, his attraction to prostitutes, and why he’ll burn his kids’ friends’ homes down.

Sheen blames his firing from “Two and a Half Men” on comedian Dave Chappelle.

He tells Playboy: “Everybody thought I had OD’d or whatever. No, I had a f**king hernia blow out of my stomach. I called the paramedics, because that’s what you do, right? It was because of a Dave Chappelle sketch. Remember the scene where he’s a blind white supremacist who doesn’t know he’s black? It’s f**king hilarious. I’d never seen it, and I laughed myself into a hernia. That is 100 percent true. It’s his fault. There you go. Dave Chappelle cost me my job.”

Sheen goes on to admit that most of his catchphrases uttered during his meltdown “came out of nowhere.”

He says, “It wasn’t planned, it was just random, The tiger blood? I don’t know. It’s just a very dangerous animal. And there’s a tiger in Apocalypse Now, by the way, so maybe there’s a connection there. Adonis DNA?  I don’t know what the f**k that was about. That was just stupid. That went a little far.”

As for his attraction to prostitutes, the former client of Hollywood Madam Heidi Fleiss says, “I’m not saying I’ll never be with a prostitute again. But it’s hard. Parts of it are soulless and parts of it are nourishing.  It’s always a roll of the dice.”

Sheen, who notes he’d like to spend more time with kids, adds how he’ll discipline his kids if they ever screw up big.

“They have one, maybe two chances to call me anytime, no questions asked, and I will come and get them,” says the “Anger Management” star. “But if there are signs of any physical damage on their bodies, then there’s going to be gunplay involved. It’s a whole different story for whatever house they’re leaving. That sh*t gets burned to the ground. Period, the end. When it comes to my kids, I don’t play around.”

The Playboy featuring Sheen’s entire interview hits newsstands on June 29.

Will you be picking up a copy?

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