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REPORT: Charlie Sheen’s Character Dies in Subway Accident

(CBS)

Charlie Sheen‘s “Two and a Half Men” character, Charlie Harper, reportedly dies in a grisly subway accident.

Last night’s season premiere taping is said to have included the revelation that Harper flew to Paris with and married Melanie Lynskey‘s Rose character, was subsequently caught in the shower with another woman, and then “slipped” while waiting for the subway the following day, according to TMZ.

Rose reportedly describes his demise as a “meat explosion.”

Yikes.

It’s worth noting, however, that Chuck Lorre and the rest of the “Two and a Half Men” team have kept a tight lid on story details as the show moves into the Ashton Kutcher era, shooting the season premiere out of order and in multiple takes.

Therefore, the reported death via subway might not wind up being the final explanation for Harper’s demise when the show returns to the air.

As they say – stay tuned.

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  • Sam

    LAME…Chuck Lorre you suck man.

  • Minijenny

    I don’t think that’s an appropriate way to get rid of the character.

  • http://twitter.com/FamousZee MissZee

    wow…thats mean.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001847254090 Leja Siv Harju

    That is SO gross. I thought they were going to make him exit humorously, but damn… that’s dark.

  • Jane3

    It doesn’t makes any difference how the show offs Charlie’s character for I won’t be watching. Charlie was the show and without him, I will be turning to something else.

  • Dr Snake

    Please stop! The show has already lost me as a fan. I’d hate to end up having to stop watching the reruns. This is such a cheesy payback on the producer’s part. I guess no one is an adult on that set.

  • Dr Snake

    Please stop! The show has already lost me as a fan. I’d hate to end up having to stop watching the reruns. This is such a cheesy payback on the producer’s part. I guess no one is an adult on that set.

  • Mary-Claire

    It seems that Chuck Lorre has such a personal vendetta agaisnt Charlie Sheen that he has become a petty little revenge Queen. I’m just another ex-veiwer of a once funny and clever show. Ashton Kutcher will NEVER have the cache and talent of Charlie Sheen.

  • Mary-Claire

    It seems that Chuck Lorre has such a personal vendetta agaisnt Charlie Sheen that he has become a petty little revenge Queen. I’m just another ex-veiwer of a once funny and clever show. Ashton Kutcher will NEVER have the cache and talent of Charlie Sheen.

  • Rlmj15

    This is so wrong! Charlie was the show! Re-runs is all I have left of Charlie Harper! Lorre,ever heard of karma?

  • http://twitter.com/FamousZee MissZee

    no one is saying Kutcher will be like Sheen now are they? Kutcher has in own talent and from what I’ve read, people who have seen the private screening of the season premiere have given Kutcher great reviews.

  • ben

    WHY THE **** DO THEY KEEP RUINING GOOD SHOWS?????? (cries)

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