Okay, this is a really funny story that only happens in Hollywood. Picture this: a cop catches a popular singer in the bathroom with not just an once, or a gram, or a joint, but instead, a bag of cocaine. A bag of cocaine facebook people!!! Lol. The singer tells the cop that he made a stupid mistake (talk about overstating the obvious) and that he had never done drugs before. I have to pause right there and roll on the floor laughing. He had never done drugs before, doesn’t he know that the lie didn’t work for Bill Clinton, so who does he think he is? Okay, back to the story. This site gives the whole 411 on this situation. To make a long story short, this guy negotiated with the prosecutors and he is not going to be convicted and he has a performance scheduled for February 13, 2011. All he has to do is about 200 hours of community service, have his hand slapped, and wait 12 months for his record to be cleared. Only in America does stuff like this happen. Bruno Mars sings about being a billionaire, and after reading this joke of an article, I want to be a billionaire too. What is the deal with community service and such, I mean are the prisons that over crowded these days and community service is the new trend. Maybe Lil Wayne and TI should hang out with Bruno Mars because he must be the lucky charm. If you all get caught doing anything illegal just admit that it was a stupid mistake, apologize, and say officer this was my first time. Maybe you will get lucky too…..LOL.