Britney Spears NOT Having Nipple Surgery, Despite Report

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By Michael Lewittes

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Britney Spears is not undergoing nipple and areola “rejuvenation” surgery, despite a made-up tabloid report. Gossip Cop can exclusively correct this tall tale. We’re told it’s 100 percent “not true.”

“Brit Tweaks Her Twin Peaks,” reads the headline of a sophomoric article in the National Enquirer. Before the supermarket tabloid actually gets to the point of its story, it writes, “Perk up, people! Here’s a titillating Britney Spears ‘titbit.'” The article’s author, who’s far too old to still be penning such childish prose, adds that he has a report that he’s “dying to get off my chest and keep you abreast of.”

After that stupidity, the publication notes that Spears is “re-sculpting her pop-ups,” and will then be “spray-painting” her nipples pink. That’s followed by a seemingly fabricated “spy” telling the often discredited outlet in highly unnatural language, “Our famous mom of two says she’s sensitive about the size and color of her nipples and longs to have them tweaked to look like they did when she was a picture-perfect teenager.” The same almost assuredly manufactured source adds, “Brit’s already in consultations with medical experts” about “re-brightening the color of her pretty-in-pink areolas.”

Irrespective of all the ridiculous breast puns, the Enquirer’s story is “not true,” an actual Spears confidante assures Gossip Cop. Our insider further calls the tabloid’s story “dumb.” Naturally, Gossip Cop is not surprised by the falsity of the publication’s article. We have debunked the outlet on numerous occasions, including when it wrongly claimed a few days ago that Spears was once in a romance with Prince William. Much like that inaccurate report, the current one is equally laughable.

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