MAG: Britney Spears “To Walk Down The Aisle On Thanksgiving”
The supermarket tabloid alleges the pop star is “already checking out St. Helena Catholic Church in Amite City, La., close to her hometown of Kentwood,” for the big day.
“Britney is sure she’s found Mr. Right at last,” a “close pal” tells the Enquirer, noting that “Britney’s determined to have a ‘proper’ wedding this time.”
“She wants the white gown, the church and to be surrounded by family and loved ones,” says the outlet’s supposed source.
And the magazine further claims that Spears and Lucado have already hashed out a prenup “that will give him just $800,000 a year for every year of married life.”
“He says her fortune is all hers,” spills the Enquirer snitch.
The tab’s alleged insider adds, “They plan on announcing their engagement in the next few weeks.”
Funny — the Enquirer seems to have forgotten all about its bogus December report claiming Spears and Lucado were engaged and planning a Hawaiian wedding.
It wasn’t true seven months ago, and it’s still not true now.
Pretty sad that since the Enquirer story didn’t work out the first time, they’re trying it again and seemingly hoping for different results.
Isn’t that the definition of insanity?