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Busting bad dish!

CLAIM: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Have “Secret Wedding”

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(In Touch)

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie recently staged a “secret wedding,” claims In Touch, the same magazine that’s long insisted the couple’s relationship is going down the tubes.

How to explain the tab’s abrupt reversal?

Well, it’s downright easy – when little things like facts and reality aren’t allowed to mess up a good bait-and-switch cover story!

According to In Touch, Brangelina “whisked their six children off to a tropical paradise” – a resort in the Seychelles Islands – where they “exchanged vows” on November 23.

Wow, that’s incredible!

Ah, but lost in the cover’s breathless announcement about the couple’s alleged decision to “tie the knot” and their “intimate beach ceremony” is a tiny detail.

The wedding was all imaginary.

“It was a very private, pretend wedding mainly for the kids,” an In Touch “insider” reports.

Supposedly, Pitt and Jolie treated their children to faux nuptials, thereby honoring the kids’ wishes to see them marry. The so-called “fairy-tale wedding” was an elaborate trick. “The kids now think Mommy and Daddy are married,” explains the tabloid’s “insider.”

This was “pretend,” all right.

Except the “trick” wasn’t played on Pitt and Jolie’s kids. It was played on In Touch‘s readers.

Anyone scanning the cover would assume Brangelina shocked the world with a tropical wedding after years of saying they wouldn’t officially marry.

What actually happened, though, was a family vacation.

There was no ceremony. There was no “rehearsal for the real wedding,” which the “insider” guesses “will take place very soon, probably in Hungary.” There were no rings, no vows, and no nuptials, period.

Jolie and Pitt and their children just happen to be happy, which messes up everything In Touch has written about them week after week after week after week.

So the mag decided to do what it does best – slap another fairy tale on the cover.

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  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Luna-Petunia/100000789652822 Luna Petunia

    In Touch mag/RAG rates right up there with the Star and National Enquirer. The only thing the Star and Enquirer get right on a regular basis is when older stars are about to die and that , they have age on their side and I think they have people stationed outside certain hospitals in LA. In Touch has made up sooo many stories, NO, LIED ON SO MANY STORIES, it is ridiculous. I used to buy the star and enquirer a number of years ago, but that was before they reached $3 and plus. BUT, I knew most of the stories were Bull crap. it was fictional reading. What I find amazing, and yes, I am older, but even when I was in my twenties, BI (BEFORE INTERNET) I did not just believe what people told me, what I read, etc. I am a cynic, not a bad one. You, Gossip Cop, always hit on Perez aka Mario and HE IS BAD and getting worse. He has gotten SO LAZY, he has at least 5 sites, some you can’t post on, and he just copies and pastes ‘stories’ from other sites, no research on whether it is a true story. He is just after the $$$$$$$, nothing else, No, I am wrong, he is after FAME, ATTENTION. He just will not do legitimate WORK and it is really sad that there are people who BELEIVE EVERYTHING HE POSTS. A lot must be teenagers, in their early 20s, but some must be older. But, you have the STar, Enquirer, Us, Okay, In Touch, E!, TMZ (which BUYS STORIES) and almost every other site that if THEY DON’T MAKE UP THE STORY, They ‘embellish’ it (LIE OR LEAVE OUT). Or copy and paste from these sites without checking to see if any of it is true. LIKE A BIG GAME OF INTERNET TELEPHONE. TMZ POSTED A ‘STORY’ of Giants football player Justin Tuck being in a car accident last nite. BUT, it must have been an intern on because it was reported correctly. Actually, THERE WAS NO STORY. We had a blizzard in the NE this past week. He is in NJ. Neither car had damage, no one was hurt, no drugs, no alcohol, no whores. A STOP SIGN LOST ITS LIFE. THAT WAS IT. NO STORY, but TMZ printed it. WHY? Because he is in the PRO BOWL? How many accidents happened in the NJ/NY area this past week? Probably hundreds, we are not fully dug out YET! BUT, some other site will copy and paste, ONLY PARTS OF IT and make it out worse than it was. Something like BCPD reported that Justin Tuck DID NOT GO TO THE NEAREST HOSPITAL from the accident, and we do not have a report of him checking in under his name in any of the nearest hospitals. What is Tuck HIDING??? (nothing, he was not hurt) Who was the lady with him in the untagged ESCALADE????? (his wife, new car) etc etc etc etc….. old saying ‘all the news that’s fit to print… nowadays is like ‘ all the news that will fit, WE WILL PRINT!’

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