Tab: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Are Horrible Neighbors
The good people at In Touch have once again turned their attention to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, whose happy family seems to irritate the tabloid to no end. Now the couple is alleged to have ruined their neighborhood.
“To most of the world, it would seem like a dream to live next door” to the couple, writes the magazine. “But for their neighbors in Los Feliz, Calif., it’s turned out to be a real nightmare.” Pitt and Jolie are supposedly making the locals “miserable” with their “raucous parties.”
An In Touch source also claims Pitt and Jolie’s six children can be heard “all the time, yelling and screaming at the top of their lungs,” while another complains about their “aggressive and mean” staff, who bully anyone who comes near the house. Supposedly, matters are only made worse when Pitt is out of town and Jolie “is holding down the fort” all by herself. Hmm.
So when it comes to bullying neighbors, the household has a large and aggressive staff. But when it comes to controlling the kids, Jolie is alone. That’s pretty convenient for In Touch, which has a habit of constructing contradictory narratives.
For instance, we wonder if the magazine’s sources this week are the same ones who knew about Pitt and Jolie’s “secret wedding” (which never happened)… or the ones who keep insisting that the couple fights incessantly. In Touch‘s Brangelina coverage is like a dog chasing its own tail. At some point, we hope they wear themselves out.