Attention Tabloids: Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Are NOT Getting Married
Naturally, now Us Weekly is running a cover of its own! “Inspired by their six children, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are finally making plans to tie the knot,” claims the magazine.
In fact, the couple has “decided to make it official this summer,” declares Us. Really? And where did this supposed scoop come from? Well, the mag does cite a so-called “witness” who saw the couple strolling in Malta, and “it looked like they had a secret.”
Besides that (cough) evidence, Us Weekly quotes three sources who all make vague references to upcoming Brangelina nuptials, but can’t agree on any specifics. Most of the cover story, in fact, is just filled about how happy Jolie and Pitt look in Malta and rehashing old quotes.
In any case, the story is inaccurate, just like the last three dozen other tabloid articles on the subject. While they’re not ruling out the possibility of marrying in the future, Pitt and Jolie have absolutely no plans in the works for a wedding, a source close to the couple tells Gossip Cop.