Ashton Kutcher Brags: “I Get To Have Sex” With Mila Kunis — “It’s Amazing!” (VIDEO)
Kutcher was the last speaker to take the stage at Lenovo’s Tech My Way conference in Sydney, Australia, and began by saying, “I really struggled with what I was going to talk about today, because I don’t take these opportunities lightly. To be able to stand up in front of people and talk and share how you feel about things is a privilege and a honor and I appreciate it, and I appreciate you listening.”
Kutcher noted that at such events, he typically participates in Q&As and wondered, “What would be the questions that I would ask myself?,” which made himself reconsider the idea that there’s “no such thing as dumb questions.” “I think that’s complete and utter bullsh*t,” he declared, arguing that in the current Internet age, virtually everything can be answered by putting in a little “effort,” and that “great” questions can change the world.
To illustrate his point, he brought up Kunis, who, for the record, he called, “my fiancée,” despite recent speculation that the couple secretly wed. The crowd started cheering before he even dived into his example, prompting Kutcher to brag to the crowd, “I get to have sex with her. It’s amazing. Shh! I didn’t say that.”
Then, to set up his story, Kutcher recalled a day last week when he and Kunis were hiking before the release of her movie Jupiter Ascending, in which she plays the Queen of Humanity. The actor then gushed to the audience, “I have sex with the Queen of Humanity,” prompting a smattering of laughs. Kutcher finally got to the crux of his story, which was the conversation he and Kunis shared after she had a press junket where journalists apparently asked her some really dumb questions, like who designed her outfit.
“Granted, I prize her as the most valuable person in the world to me,” acknowledged Kutcher, “but you had a chance to sit with Mila Kunis, and that’s what you asked her? ‘What dress are you wearing?'” The discussion, the actor explained, ultimately inspired him to think about what would be a “truly exceptional” question, and how such queries impact the world. It’s a thought-provoking concept, even if Kutcher took a long-winded, and surprisingly personal, way to explain it.
Kutcher then tied that idea to how he likes to have people as resources, and went on to share that on Thursday night, he reached out to some people to find out what was the best piece of advice they ever received. Kunis said, “Don’t let your ego get in the way of asking for help.” Taylor Swift replied, “Keep your hopes high, and your expectations low. You’re not entitled to anything, but there’s nothing that you can’t earn. Most importantly, enthusiasm can protect you from absolutely anything.”
Kutcher further shared tidbits from Bradley Cooper and Chris Rock, and discussed how sexy he thinks it is to be smart. At another point during his chat, Kutcher raved about daughter Wyatt’s beauty, and when a baby in the audience started crying, he joked that it just set off a trigger for him and now he wanted to go home. He also shared a funny anecdote about Brad Pitt. Watch Kutcher’s full comments below, beginning at the 1:24:37-mark, and tell us what you think.