VIDEO: Ashton Kutcher Hilariously Mocks Charlie Sheen, Thanks Him For Getting Fired From “Awesome Job” On Conan

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Ashton Kutcher Charlie Sheen "Conan" Video

By Shari Weiss


Ashton Kutcher Charlie Sheen "Conan" Video


Ashton Kutcher mocked Charlie Sheen during a Tuesday appearance on “Conan,” hilariously demonstrating how Sheen’s seemingly endless ranting sounds to him (video below).

As Gossip Cop reported, Sheen claimed last month that he had spoken to “Two and a Half Men” producers about possibly returning to the CBS sitcom for a final season farewell, three years after his infamous firing in 2011. Warner Bros. TV, however, denied that anything was in the works.

Asked by Conan O’Brien for his “take on the whole thing,” Kutcher’s readily-apparent lack of enthusiasm drew immediate laughs from the audience. He then said, “I just kind of stopped listening to things Charlie Sheen says.”

“Charlie Sheen has kind of become like a parent on ‘Charlie Brown’ to me. It’s like ‘Wah-wah-wah, wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah,” said Kutcher, “and I just keep saying thank you for the great job. I’ve got an awesome job, and it’s thanks to you not having it anymore, so thank you.”

As Sheen continues to “wah-wah,” Kutcher said, “I’m just gonna keep going to work and collecting the check.” Indeed, in August Gossip Cop reported that Kutcher was named the highest-paid TV star by Forbes for the third years in a row. But in regards to Sheen possibly making that return to “Men,” Kutcher exasperatedly said, “I don’t even care…It’s not a thing for me.”

Sheen, of course, has hurled quite a few digs at Kutcher over the years, even threatening in February to put his replacement “on a hospital food diet” after Kutcher suggested it was time he “shut the f*ck” up. Something tell us he will not take this kindly. Check out the video below, and tell us what you think.

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