Star Magazine Piece on Arnold Schwarzenegger is Total Bullsplit
2:29 pm, May 18th, 2011
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With news of the Arnold Schwarzenegger-Maria Shriver separation, every media outlet looked for a new angle — and Star just happened to have found the worst and most inaccurate one.
According to Star, “Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver’s headline-making split was caused by his decision to leave politics and return to Hollywood — a decision that has Maria steaming mad.”
As steaming mad as him impregnating a household staffer while Shriver was also expecting at the time?
Further looking buffoonish, Star adds, “So blame the split on Sylvester Stallone, because it was Arnold’s cameo in Sly’s movie The Expendables that apparently jump-started the desire to return to making movies.”
“Blame the split on Sylvester Stallone”?
The terrible tabloid goes on to say, “Maria got used to having Arnold at home and not traveling to some exotic location every time an action movie came his way.”
Actually, it would’ve been better if Schwarzenegger were on the road, since he impregnated Mildred Baena in his home.
We’d give this story less than a “0,” but unfortunately our meter doesn’t go lower than that.
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