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Angelina Jolie is Blood-Crazed Internet Addict, Alleges Magazine

Truth rating: 1

(In Touch)

In a new cover story, In Touch returns to one of its favorite topics, claiming Angelina Jolie is a horrible, crazy person.

Last week, the mag merely mentioned that Jolie was ruining Thanksgiving for her family, but that was before former staffers allegedly came forward “to share their twisted tales of working for the Jolie-Pitts.”

In Touch‘s basic premise seems to be that even though Jolie has tried to change her image from wild child to doting mom, she is “just as strange as ever.”

“She tries to hide it, but she has a crazy side to her that’s beyond just being quirky,” an “old friend” tells the tabloid. “In the end, she just can’t hide the crazy.”

What makes Jolie so weird?

The “friend” says the actress is “still fascinated by blood” and goes to the extreme of saving her children’s discarded bandages in a jar.

Ew.

Jolie’s “obsessions” also purportedly include “online shopping” and “working out,” often times doing both activities for hours and ignoring her family.

She and Brad Pitt leave the children “locked up with supervision in their hotel bedrooms” to go out drinking, claims In Touch, and yet she supposedly pays her kids enough attention to make them do their homework over and over again “until it’s perfect!”

Also, Jolie allegedly “becomes obsessed with certain foods – sometimes eating only one type for days at a time,” a habit In Touch specifically applies to soup.

Overall, the magazine argues that Jolie’s eccentricities and selfishness wreak havoc with her family, and that her public face is just a facade.

It’s the same, wrong theory In Touch has been trying to sell for years.

Dressing up their story in Jolie’s supposed “weirdness” doesn’t make it any less absurd.

A source close to the family tells Gossip Cop that In Touch is as “off base” with these claims as they’ve been in the past.

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  • guest

    I read the two page non story on another gossip site. The so called ex assistant is nameless and it of course paints bleach blonde makeup wearing brad as “down to earth” bwhahha another story that his or teamprobably planted to make him look good.

  • guest

    Or= pr

  • MaaJoo

    i repeat my comment: never a crazy “story” about brad behavior. why? MISOGYNY

  • unknown

    go to hell…. the one who wrote this article is the one trying to hide his or her craziness. get a life plz and leave The Jolie-Pitts alone.

  • Jean

    This really has nothing to do with Angelina Jolie, it is just an excuse to trash an accomplished woman. Tabloids are written by women for women. Most creepy stories are about women, not men. PItt has nothing to do with this. Just look on any cover. There is always a woman–jealous, crazy, man crazy, fat, skinny, drug addicted, bad pregnancy or hoping for a baby or depressed–never women with accomplishments. These women seem to have the worst friends since they always spill their secret. So women are crazy and have crazy, mean friends. Seems sad that women who write this trash think this is what other women want to read about. The worse one is a woman and her name is Bonnie Fuller. I rest my case.

  • Mike H.

    well said Jean.

  • Jezebel

    Clearly In Touch has an unhealthy obsession with Angelina. She’s not responsible for the economy, global warming or the wars around the world. The only people who have the right to judge her are those six little people to whom she’s a mother. Everyone else needs to step off. She is not forcing anyone to write about her nor is she forcing anyone to watch her movies.

    On another note, would not this unnamed esteemed assistant have signed a confidentiality agreement during her tenure with Angelina? So once again the moronic In Touch writers are making up “facts” out of whole cloth to cater to their equally moronic readers.

    It’s such a shame that instead of supporting someone who was once in the throes of a serious drug addiction and who overcame those destructive tendencies to be of service and good to others, In Touch wants to keep her in the same desperate place in which she once existed. And for what purpose? To hold her in contempt and continually excoriate her so they and their readers can feel a false sense of moral superiority?

    Answer me this In Touch, would you be as vicious in your coverage of say, Robert Downey, Jr? He’s someone who’s had a very public battle with drug addiction and his inner demons. Why is it that other public figures who’ve had missteps in their youth are allowed second chances, yet Angelina’s past is forever held over her head to be loudly broadcast over and over again? Why can’t she be given the same consideration that others have received? The tabloids have managed to dehumanize her to such an extent that her name is synonymous with the boogeyman.

  • http://twitter.com/Nathiest Nathiest

    I want to get into the busy of being a “former friend” or an “insider” for gossip trash mag’s. I too can make up crazy stuff about the crazy celebs of Hollywood.

  • BOYCOTTMisogynisticRAGtrade

    So GC, then why’d you give this story a rank more than ZERO on your bullshite meter? Everyone knows how it works, if they want to leave some doubt, GC will give a tabloid story a 1 or 2 ranking. The thing is, these tabloid stories regarding Angelina are as vicious as raggedy pitbull snaggle toothed Chelsea handjob…saying she drinks and locks her kids in a bedroom? Yet Gossipcop gives this piece of slander a 1?! Wtf?! What’s the 1 for Dan Abrams? An early x-mas gift for some vengeful PR flack who you’re in bed with? Disgusting. This is the last time I visit this fraudulent owned site.

  • Bebrave

    You know Gossipcop, somehow I doubt that the “source,” that is “close to the family,” when asked, “So the InTouch tabloid says Angelina locks her kids up in bedrooms and gets drunk?,” would have replied, “off base.” that’s a very ambiguous, mild reaction to such vicious hateful slander against Angelina. Do you expect us to believe these friends of the family heard such obscene ugliness and essentially said, ‘er, no, that doesn’t sound right.’ what’s going on GC? This reminds me of the time news of the world said brangelina was splitting, and GC took days/weeks to print brangelina saying it was a lie, then when GC finally addressed, they ranked it a 1. Nice. Still on the take.

  • Effoffiit

    To those vicious mean girling crones who live to read utter garbage about her maybe, but to those of us around the world, who actually are informed educated persons who don’t fill their brain pans with tabloid sludge, she’s one of the most effective humanitarians/UN ambassadors/accomplished actors and inspiring individuals in the world. She’s so amazing it’s hard to believe she even hails from the bass ackwards America, who’d rather worship walking hairdos and reality stars. So it stands to reason, that just like most things of worth, intelligence, excellence and class, that the underbelly and lowest common denominator in America have made it a fav pastime and hobby to take down. Isn’t that what they always do?

  • TRM56

    THIS ENTIRE OBSESSION WITH ANGELINA AND BRAD IS A WEAK ACT ALL TOGETHER. LET US LEAVE THE MOST GIVING CELEBRATIES IN HOLLYWOOD ALONE ALREADY!

  • Trisha

    I hope to God that Ms.Jolie and Mr.Pitt sue the rags for slander! Then take the money and give it to those in need…which I’m certain they would do.

  • an123

    lmfao that story is so funny!!! how do they come up with those things? stupid rags, i wonder who buys them and actually believes what they are saying

  • MaaJoo

    unfortunately, i don’t think so. the last 7 years the magazines are doing this disgusting infamous fiction and they never sue them. i think maybe the reason is the american legal system. (i don’t know, i’m from southamerica)

  • MaaJoo

    Jean has a strong point!

  • MaaJoo

    besides, they constantly write about the kids being care for one million of nannies, so why angelina needs to locked them. please, they need a big file for the lies about her. the memory of the buyers is poor, at least.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_FILCBNLRZQMVCBMTEEDHQSE4BQ Barancy Peloma

    brad and angie are truly horrible people. i hope bad things happen to them very soon!

  • the knower.

    SOME WOMEN ARE REALLY DISGUSTING,I AM SURE YOU ARE A WOMAN,ALL THEY KNOW IS HOW BRING DOWN EACH OTHER.IT IS YOU THUNDER WILL STRIKE,LITTLE DEVIL!

  • Anonymous

    It is almost impossible in the U.S. to win a slander or libel suit. The burden of proof is on the person filing the suit and not on the person telling the lies. It’s so much easier to sue in the UK. I don’t know about other European countries. Over the years, several stars have filed suits against various rags (Carole Burnett against the National Enquirer comes to mind) but it takes a toll and costs a lot of money and even if the celebrity wins the jury might only give them a token amount of money when it probably would cost the celebrity close to a million.

    Also, these rags would LOVE it if a superstar like Angelina Jolie sued them. It would mean free publicity in the national media. But the U.S. rags know that Angelina will totally ignore them, as she has always done. I only remember one suit she and Brad have filed and that was in the UK against the late News of the World (which they won).

  • Anonymous

    I agree that it is almost impossible to win a libel suit in the US and it definitely draws undeserved attention to the ‘rags’…..but how I wish Brad and Angie could cause them some grief by defending themselves against the crap that is written about them. No wonder they prefer to live in Europe! And of course, they are too busy with work and their six kids to be bothered with all the junk people say about them. I wish I could ignore it as easily as they do….but it makes me so angry when the tabloids give the idiots out there a reason to respond on blogs with their nasty, vitriolic comments. And as for disgruntled employees……they are lucky they can get a job after “tattling” on their employers. What a bunch of losers!

  • MaaJoo

    thanks for the explication, now I understand better the reason of non-sue from celebrities. too bad

  • Anonymous

    It is too bad but that’s the way it is. I have a feeling Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie would prefer to ignore the liars rather than spend money that could go to their foundation and not to launching a lawsuit.

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  • Anistonisahomewreckingfraud

    The loonifers are the ones who buy them and believe every single little negative thing about Angelina and post it all over the net as ‘proof’ that shes a bad person. The joke is that their whore of an idol is the one screwing her way through Hollywood and stealing men. Loonifers would defend Aniston if she murdered a child for breakfast. I have absolutely NO doubt about that, based on their despicable posts on here defending the indefensible Aniston.

  • Anistonisahomewreckingfraud

    And you are truly scum who wishes bad things on good people. Truly horrible pieces of worthless shit like you are proof that abortion should be retroactive.

  • Claymation39

    First of all, lots of parents call a babysitter and have themselves a date night. Things shouldn’t be any different for Brad & Angelina. So what if the kids were locked up in the hotel. The key point is that they had supervision. Its the same as a couple of parents that call for a babysitter and then go out. Yes lets keep them inside an unlocked hotel room without supervision and see what happens.
    No where in this article has it said that Angelina has ever left the kids un-supervised even when she did her daily workout routine. Good for her that she needs to get away from life for a couple of hours and keep herself in shape.
    This article has so many holes in it. First it says she doesn’t eat much, then the article says that she eats certain types of food. The writer of this article is a moron and this story is a cookjob.
    She collects bandaids from the scrapes and bruises her kids get. Is that all? I know women that collect their children’s bellybutton lint, hair, and fingernail clippings.
    So when the kids do homework, Angelina makes them do it over and over until its perfect? Sounds like she doesn’t want her kids to grow up to be idiots. I see nothing wrong with this.
    Wow, if this is the problem the writer has with Brad and Angelina, I wonder if the writer of this story has been to the Octomom’s home, or maybe some of these homes where children only have one parent. If we’re ready to incarcerate Angelina for all this stuff, we might as well lock up supernanny as well, god forbid that a kid is put in a corner for every minute for how old they are when they do something bad.

  • Tommy

    Almost…key word…but not entirely possible. Especially since they already have won somewhere else.

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  • Guest

    How did you even find the computer in the mental ward?They really got to you closer.

  • Concerned123459

    The Pitts are very good at spin and publicity manipulation but seriously there are many actual children’s welfare at stake here at the base of this very weird narcisstic self absorbed couple.

    It’s obvious to anyone with a brain whose ever seen Jolie Interview on The Actor’s Studio she isn’t all ‘there’. And Pitt used her to regain a certain sexuality he lost when The Playgirl pics were exposed. He prefers being sensually weird with Jolie to being a virtual ‘little guy’. These poor children are so used. It’s a crying shame.

  • Concerned123459

    This is one of the reasons Europe scares me. I am a Native New Yorker 3 generations removed from Europe.

    You people embraced a pedophilia in Michael Jackson as well. WTF is wrong with you folks in Europe?
    Where’ is your basic common sense and decency???

    The Pitts are clearly nuts and sadly their kids will be as well and show all the signs of becoming so already.

  • Anonymous

    It really isn’t worth replying to a statement like the one made by Concerned. So why did I? Because it makes absolutely no sense and because Concerned has unfairly condemned not only the Jolie-Pitt family, but all of Europe as well. Sad.
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