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“Alarmed over his partner’s recent weight loss, Brad Pitt has staged an intervention with Angelina Jolie, begging her to get help,” claims Star magazine in a cover story that alleges she’s down to 99 pounds and frequently collapsing.

But the tabloid isn’t ready to stop there.

Jolie’s “frail” appearance and “alarming pattern” of behavior supposedly “have sparked fears of a drug relapse” – Star specifically mentions heroin – “and anorexia.”

A so-called “insider” tells the magazine Jolie’s red carpet look at the Kung Fu Panda 2 premiere had everyone “whispering about how emaciated she looked.”

Moreover, the actress is said to seem “spaced out and bewildered,” with “strangers” at the Cannes Film Festival allegedly noticing something was amiss.

“She looked like a zombie,” reports one totally random woman. “It was really shocking and worrying. She had these huge wide eyes and was talking incomprehensibly, changing from one subject to another and never really finishing her point.”

Wow, what a conveniently phrased sound bite from someone Jolie’s never met!

Concerned about “zombie” Jolie, Pitt allegedly confronted her on May 27 (Shiloh‘s fifth birthday)… except this dramatic “intervention,” blared on the cover of the magazine, is never explained or described in any detail, except to say Pitt wants Jolie to gain 10 pounds.

And what about the “fears” Jolie could have a “heroin relapse”?

Star manages to be even more pathetic on that front.

The magazine quotes a Cannes restaurant waiter - who never even saw Jolie – as saying he’d seen other celebrities come in for parties, and “there was a huge pile of cocaine on the shelf above the toilet.”

Right.

Star also spoke with a photographer who did a shoot with Jolie in 1991, who says she acted strangely at the time. “I would have imagined she was probably high when she did that.”

Good grief.

Jolie was woozy during a photo shoot 20 years ago and other celebrities took drugs while at Cannes. That’s Star‘s argument for a potential “relapse”?

If anyone’s a “zombie,” it’s the tabloid that desperately needs brains.

Check out PHOTOS of Angelina at the “Kung Fu Panda 2″ premiere in Cannes!

See PHOTOS of Brad and Angelina picking up gifts for daughter Shiloh!

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• kxstina

  absolutely dont believe it & by the way this photo must have been really chosen purposly because it totally dont do Jolie any justice…i saw a video & she looked stunnig in cannes …bsh

• kxstina

  absolutely dont believe it & by the way this photo must have been really chosen purposly because it totally dont do Jolie any justice…i saw a video & she looked stunnig in cannes …bsh

• http://www.facebook.com/laquitathodge Laquita T. Hodge

  You can tell this picture is photoshopped, total bs story. She’s thin, but she’s not scary skinny

• Guest

  If brad is not running away or she run him away, the stories will be she is thin. These magazines are jokes.

• Tabloids are disgusting!

  This picture has been photo shopped. Star magazine…I know your circulation numbers are in the toilet,but this is beyond desperate. A person would have to be a complete idiot to buy or believe anything written by……

  Star magazine
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  Life and Style
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  National Enquirer

• Awesome

  Who knows? She was always terribly thin in all her photos and is known for her exotic personality. Plenty of fodder for the tabs. But if the camera adds ten pounds then she needs to gain at least 20!

• Anonymous

  This wouldn’t surprise me if it turned out to be true. I recently watched Salt on Blu-ray with my dad and she looked sickeningly thin (as he kept pointing out). Hi-def really shows how skinny she’s gotten, far from the days of Wanted and Taking Lives.

• MJ

  Yeah! Camera can add to a person a few pounds, it’s called an obsolete camera. Now, there is a camera that can make a cow looks like a chicken. This is the same thing they said during O13′s premiere. There are lots of pictures of Brad and Angie in Cannes and nothing like this picture. We can see that too in all the videos proving that all people in Cannes including the organizer of the film festival were gushing about Brad and specially Angie. Angie owned that Cannes Festival. This story is Huvane’s work. Maybe Anuston was crying and still hurt from watching all the photos of Brad and Angie. Anuston’s had been screaming in the ocean. Huvane just gave her a favor to calm her down. Ahh! Poor Anuston.

• an123

  omg that looks so photoshopped!!! i have noticed that angelina has gained weight the past 4 months. she looks a lot healthier now than she did when she was doing salt and the tourist.

• V Grabian

  I LIKE HER INSIDE ANY BODY ,tinny or not…

• Guest OfHonor

  well..the storry is fake but she is indeed to skinny this days

• Lol

  man…brangeloonies just can’t make a comment in a brangelina thread without mentioning aniston…

• tupackacoors

  she prolly have the homo sexuality ades deseace. she even admitt she have the gay. Bralina prolly wished he stayed with the jenani now prolly

• Anonymous

  I find it interesting that ALL photos from Cannes of Brad and Angelina had them both looking healthy and happy but now, according to this rag, Angelina is on the verge of collapse. That photo is obviously photoshopped; just look at it. Do they think nobody saw the photos from Cannes? Or the photos from just a week or so ago from the “Tree of Life” premiere? Angelina looks perfectly fine. These people are nuts.

• http://www.facebook.com/people/Sonia-Deriu/760301978 Sonia Deriu

  Tabloids should leave her in peace ! This stories are very depressing for Ms Jolie !

  Italian 1973

  http://www.tagged.com/soniad73

• Guest OfHonor

  what?
  you make no sense…

• tupackacoors

  she have the ades that why she so skinny becuase she homo sexuality.

• tperez

  get off the drugs or go back to school- you still don’t make sense.

• tperez

  get off the drugs or go back to school- you still don’t make sense.

• jelise

  This maybe photoshopped but did anyone see the picture of her in the red dress? She is very thin which makes her head appear very large. She is a very beautiful woman, on the outside, but she does need to gain some weight, she is not looking her best.

• Running Zombie

  This is kinda funny, i mean the photo is prob photoshopped, and it also looks like it was taken at a weird angle. She doesnt looked drugged out, shes just really skinny. they need to sell mags, anything for some green.

• http://www.facebook.com/people/หนึ่ง-รังสิมา/100001432892679 หนึ่ง รังสิมา

  This cover picture 100 percent photoshopped! I’ve seen original picture her hand not skinny like this! this mag so ugly

• Tupackacoors

  yep i agrres with you she reel ugly an she do have the homo sexuality deseace ades. you dont’ be that skiny if you a normal ho less you gotten the ades or you have the bugaria eating order sickness an she to rich with the brads moneys not to not eat.

• Tupackacoors

  shut up you dumy do do bird like brained people. i know lot a much then you do. do do bird that why you called that. so jus shut up you ugly mouth.

• Uugwangamartha

  what does it matter if shes thin or not? sometimes the tabloid need to mind their own business they might even be skinnier then her or even worst, fat or extremely thin shes still the best

• Tupackacoors

  she practicing for a fake movie roll. she wanna look reel skiny so when she go over to the africa to buy more babys they will feel the reel sory for her and let her buy more then one becuase she so thinly phazeeked

• She needs a cheeseburger

  Obviously the photo was altered. But she is WAY too skinny. Her bones protrude. She looks sickly. Maybe she’s tired, I don’t know. But she didn’t used to look like this. She looks haggard these days. I don’t find her all that appealing these days. She has no shape and her face is sunk in. She needs to eat a greasy cheeseburger!!! Being this skinny is not setting a good example for her children.

• Olle149

  if you take an good look at her angelina jolie2! you see look at her eyes she high 24*7 becuse off what the russian did to her! can se that on brad pitt too they are deeep in there own shit becuse brad let the russian have sex whit her wommen 4 russian dudes big ones and take an good look at brad pitt now and before he got beaten buy the russian he is depressed big time and let them sex her wommen his own mother to his children and she is not pregnet she have stop eaten food all she swallow is brads cum and pills and vin.e ! she dose have an expensive taste if you ask me its better if angelina jolie goes to rehab becuse off her adiction to pills and vin combinated not an good tric topic 2″ ! maybe if she forgot about all the romurs that angelina did have sex whit her own brother and father thats what mad her hate her father luckely brad pitt dosent take ass many pills that angelina dose dayli ! angelina whit out pills will be an more diskusting person that she allredy is! you ask your self why they moved away and now they hide from the russian! becuse they not happy whit brad pitt! and they have beaten him once and they after him agian even that he offer them to sex her lady! and they did and they will agian! if brad dosent surt thing out whot the russian they will sex her children when they over age !

• OLLE149

  the thing is that angelina jole had to sex the russian 4 off them to protekt her brad whi feed her whit cum to survive ! and to forget about all her problem she had and have in her life she have to take pills look at her she cry her self to sleep becuse off what the russian did to braDPITT! 263 ! 2 ! love brad pitt for that he did have balls to stand agians the russian in the beggining but when they starting to screm at brad he legd it they scared the shit out off brad pitt and he offer them to sex her lady and comesate them whit big money to get free from the russians ! its an long story really but the thing is that angelina got little pohp in her mouth and that what got her to stop eating becuse off that ! so cum is the only thing shw swallow beside pills dayli she swallow happy brad get suckt often angelina jolie you looook hungry wona eat little you can call me any day and i bring mu horse like old days ! REMEBER! AND STOP EAT ALL THOSE PILLS THEY MAKE YOU OUT OFF BALANCE ITS NOT GOOD DEAL WHIT IT AND TAKE ONE DAY AT THE TIME ENTIL LIMI COME SEE YOU!

• OLLE149

  the thing is that angelina jole had to sex the russian 4 off them to protekt her brad whi feed her whit cum to survive ! and to forget about all her problem she had and have in her life she have to take pills look at her she cry her self to sleep becuse off what the russian did to braDPITT! 263 ! 2 ! love brad pitt for that he did have balls to stand agians the russian in the beggining but when they starting to screm at brad he legd it they scared the shit out off brad pitt and he offer them to sex her lady and comesate them whit big money to get free from the russians ! its an long story really but the thing is that angelina got little pohp in her mouth and that what got her to stop eating becuse off that ! so cum is the only thing shw swallow beside pills dayli she swallow happy brad get suckt often angelina jolie you looook hungry wona eat little you can call me any day and i bring mu horse like old days ! REMEBER! AND STOP EAT ALL THOSE PILLS THEY MAKE YOU OUT OFF BALANCE ITS NOT GOOD DEAL WHIT IT AND TAKE ONE DAY AT THE TIME ENTIL LIMI COME SEE YOU!

• Klas321

  brad pitt and angelina jolie have big problem for the moment sngelina gets harashed every day becuse off what she have done to brad! thats what made brad pitt littlke sick becuse they was 4 russian who sexed angelina jolie ! they wrote that angelina got like an tider and scremed like she got it for the first time ! she is an animal in bed ! cum and pills and vine is the only thing that gose down her trothe ! sahara told her nany that brad tuched sahara in an whery bad spot in an sexual way ! and the nany starting to screem at angelina becuse she gave her small children vine ! i feel sorry for there children becuse they will be djust like her mother ! i hope that angelina really pull it together before her kids really ses what there mother really is about ! AN PERSON LIKE ANGELINA JOLIE SHOULD NOT BE NEAR CHILDREN SHE IS AN WHERY BAD INFLUENS TO THEM AND WILL SE LATER WHAT WILL BECUSE OFF HER KIDS! I GUES THAT ANGELINA WILL HAVE TO GO TO REHAB BECUSE OFF HER PILL ADICTION SHE HAVE ! GOD BLESS HER I LOVE HER WHIT ALL OFF MY HART AND PRAY FOR HER THAT SHE REALLY PULL IT TOGETHER FOR HER FAMELYS SAKE ! FEEL SORRY FOR BRAD PITT WHO IS STUCK WHIT THIS KIND OFF PEOPLE LIKE ANGELINA THEY HAVE KIDS AND THAT THE ONLY THING THAT KEEP THEM TOGETHER ANGELINA DID AN CATCH THERE FOR FORCING BRAD TO KEEP IT UPP SHE IS LIKE HER DOTTER HE TAKES HARE OFF HER LIKE SHE HER CHILD ! MAYBE WEE SEE LATER WHAT 39 WHILL DO TO ANGELINA JOLIE! OMG DOSE HE LOVE HER ! HE CANT WAIT TO SEE HER AND ASH WILL FLY LIKE ANGELINA FLYS FROM HER PILLS SHE TAKE EVERY DAY MORE AND MORE ! LYCKELY SHE DOSE GET AN WHERY PROTEIN FULL CUM FROM BRAD PITT FEED HER GOOD EVERY DAY THANK GOOD FOR THAT OTHER WISE WE WILL SE BRAD PITT BERIED HER IN FRONT OFF HER KIDS CRYING ! I HOP SHE REALLY PULL IT TOGETHER ! FOR THE CHILDREN SHE CRY ABOUT EVERY WEEK! ANGELINA JOLIE IF YOU REED THIS STOP TAKE ALL THOSE PILLS WHIT VINE AND START EAT FOOD LIKE AN REAL HUMAN ! its better if you pay the russian off in sted off swallow there cum like you did ! bless you!

• Brad263

  omg my biggest luck to you angelina jolie stop take thos pills and fix your self many people like you for helping all those popele you have help you have an big hart and whery beutiful i love you ! and you make me puke when i look at you! i hope no one know what you did to that pure boy in paris 2011 ! then they will se how fake you are i love you!

• Lina222

  ooh angelina jolie i love you sooooo muuutch you dont know how many days i think about you and those russian you have get to know really good madox misstake on off them for his father !