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Angelina Jolie Allegedly At “Breaking Point” Due to Riots and Jennifer Aniston

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2:55 pm, August 17th, 2011

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Well, it looks like Life & Style is getting (even more) desperate.

To support its theory that Angelina Jolie is “at the breaking point,” the tabloid throws everything against the wall this week to see what sticks.

Guessing that the “frazzled” and “harried” actress “weighs 110 pounds at most,” Life & Style claims Jolie is overwhelmed and nearing collapse.

But why?

The first supposed problem is with her kids, who are “more demanding than ever,” according to the mag’s source, allegedly making motherhood too exhausting for Jolie. The tabloid conveniently fails to mention a single instance of how the kids are “more demanding,” and also manages to ignore the fact that Jolie and the children seem perfectly happy in every single photograph.

But that’s not all!

She’s also “struggling to put the finishing touches on her directorial debut,” the film In The Land of Blood and Honey, which a Life & Style insider says “has been very difficult on her… She looks stressed, and clothes just hang off her.”

What else?

The tabloid says Jolie is “wondering if the passion she felt when the romance [with Pitt] was new – the kind of intensity her rival Jennifer Aniston feels with her beau, Justin Theroux – is gone forever.”

Life & Style, of course, clings to the childish belief that Jolie and Aniston are rivals whose every move is followed by the other. In the magazine’s anti-reality, therefore, Theroux is somehow causing Jolie’s alleged weight loss.

OK, so beyond the horrors of seeing Jennifer Aniston happy, completing her first directorial job and spending a lot of time with her children on fancy trains, what’s allegedly pushed Jolie to the “breaking point”?

“As if Angie didn’t have enough to worry about, riots and looting spread through London and other cities,” while the family was in England, observes Life & Style, gracelessly implying that Jolie was in the thick of the chaos (which she was not).

If you’re keeping score, add “London riots” to the things said to be limiting how many calories Jolie gets.

Basically, Life & Style tries to blame Jolie’s non-existent crisis on as many factors as possible, hoping that quantity will make up for quality.

It doesn’t.

As sources close to Jolie assure Gossip Cop, she and the kids are happy and healthy while traveling abroad.

Check out PHOTOS of Angie, Shiloh and Zahara shopping in London!

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  • Anonymous

    WOW!! That was really good. Life and Style is, as usual, on the money with its gossip!!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_S4EYAHM6JWIJZEZDHBZC3OIQ4A Marian

    I agree with life and style. The grass always looks greener on the other side until you get there. Jolie should have known that. She probably spend a lot of time stressing herself out about Jennifer aniston’s life. She stole Brad pitt and wrecked part of jennifers life.Now the challenge is gone because Jennifer has moved on and is now in love and happy with someone else. Some women only want a man because somebody else want him.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_FAQPOR7643NZ5FCBAVIJFH2Y74 fizzy

    Uh, which article were you two reading?

  • icepack

    it were jus a matter of time this were to happen. the way the poor jennani be treated by the pits boy when he went to the angolina an left the jennani with no baby. he have to stop his punishing guilt he have some how with all the cheating going a round he did. he prolly gunna give the jennani one of them babys he buyed when he were in katrina new orleens after that blizzerd made all them orfans and homelessness peoples. i think he still have mad love for the jennani. he dint know about all the kinko sexual services he were forced to preform on the angolina when he cheated on jennani when he did it the first time. if he had a knowned all that before hand he would a still be with jennani an they would still be having headeral sexual sex instead of the kinko sex that the angolina like so much. an they would be lifing together in balist. I know he sory he cheat an have the temporarily gay lifestyle. he will make it up for her you will see

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ZP2OXNHXXYDFRYJFPZZ3QFPSSA Sassynhot

    Who writes this crap? Why in God’s name are they still comparing Jen’s life with Angie’s life. These two women live vastly different lives. One is free and single and ready to mingle, while the other is all tied down. Neither woman is friendly with the other and am sure don’t wish to be so STOP PAIRING THEM TOGETHER.. STOP IT!!

  • Mrgrtmchenry

    Half the time magazines are always making S*** up to sell, so I would not jump to conclusion of what they dish up on the celebs. They are human just like us and s*** happens, so what happen to Jen is normal in my eye, besides she is a big girl and she seems to be doing well, so are the Brangelina family. We should just be happy for them, because i don’t think either party sit around and dwell on the past.

  • Mrgrtmchenry

    Half the time magazines are always making S*** up to sell, so I would not jump to conclusion of what they dish up on the celebs. They are human just like us and s*** happens, so what happen to Jen is normal in my eye, besides she is a big girl and she seems to be doing well, so are the Brangelina family. We should just be happy for them, because i don’t think either party sit around and dwell on the past.

  • clark

    This a bunch of bull. Angelina and Brad are doing well and kids are healthy and happy. Jen and Ang have two different lives. Ang is happy with hers and Jen is happy with hers. Do you know how many years ago that has been. Give it a rest, get a life and stop printing this crap.

  • iced cold mans that screamed

    i no sad for the angolina. she so bad to the spitts boy an to the jenanni to. she mean an she shuont a forced the spitts boy to do all them love triangeled kinkified sex moves on she. every time she make chad preform unusual preverted sex acts it jus push the spitts boy away firther away to the jenanni. you see he still have mad love an carry a flame for the jenanni an he be to tired of all the baby siting she make him do on all the babyes the angolina buys at the baby auction. the spitts boy jus want normal hederal sexuality sex an the jenanni provide it to he when th angolina away in bostonia making dumb movies.

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