Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Threatened By Her Insatiable Appetite for Kinky Sex

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1:15 pm, August 11th, 2011

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According to In Touch, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt hate each other.

At least, that’s what the magazine has implied through dozens and dozens (and dozens) of stories that claim Hollywood’s most glamorous couple is just minutes away from splitting.

But this week, In Touch takes a different approach, alleging that Jolie’s problem is that her sex life with Pitt is too intense.

You read that correctly.

The tabloid argues that it’s tough for Pitt to keep up with Jolie’s “kinky” and “insatiable” needs.

“I really think Brad would do anything to sexually satisfy Angelina, because he would lose her if he didn’t,” an In Touch “insider” helpfully explains, adding that Pitt has “tried lots of things in the bedroom he’d never dreamed of doing before.”

And what might that include?

Jolie allegedly “likes it rough and playful” and “has an antique chest in the bedroom where she keeps her sex toys… She also likes bondage, to a certain point.”

Gotcha.

And what does all of this supposedly signal?

In Touch claims Jolie is so sexual, she’s often “tempted” to cheat, “just like her dad, Jon Voight.”

Again with Jon Voight?

Last week, In Touch used Jolie’s childhood nanny Krisann Morel to explain how Voight supposedly turned Jolie into a lousy parent.

Now Morel’s back, telling In Touch that Voight’s infidelities when she was a girl made Jolie into a sex fiend destined to cheat on Pitt.

Here’s a thought: Maybe a woman who was briefly Jolie’s nanny 30 years ago is in no position to play psychologist in major tabloid stories slamming Jolie’s present relationship with Pitt and their children.

And another thought: In Touch‘s premise that Pitt and Jolie’s alleged wild sex life is somehow evidence of their troubles is a bizarre, pointless argument from an outlet that’s become famous for them.

Check out PHOTOS of Brad, Angelina and the kids at “Wicked” in London!

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