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Angelina Jolie Getting “Extreme Plastic Surgery Makeover” Before Wedding?

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4:49 pm, December 12th, 2012

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“Bride-to-be Angelina Jolie plans to undergo an extreme plastic surgery makeover before she weds Brad Pitt!” announces the National Enquirer.

According to the tab’s “sources,” the actress “desperately wants a head-to-toe overhaul, and an expert estimates it could cost her a cool $45,000.”

“Angelina believes she looks old and she’s tired of it,” explains an “insider” for the Enquirer.

What’s supposedly making Jolie upset?

“She’s freaking out over the frown lines on her forehead, her jowls and a few pockets of fat that she’s spotted on her tummy, butt and thighs,” says the tab’s source. “But this isn’t really about weight. Angie’s main worry is that her body is starting to sag, which she absolutely hates.”

Starting to “sag”?

That’s interesting, because the Enquirer claimed Jolie had “shriveled to 95 pounds” just a couple months ago.

It’s almost as though the magazine just kind of prints whatever its “sources” say, no matter how contradictory or ridiculous.

In any case, the new story’s source insists Jolie “can’t live with the idea of walking down the aisle with wrinkles and lumps, so she’s determined to get all the treatments she needs before the big day.”

(Quick reminder: The Enquirer falsely reported that Jolie and Pitt were getting married in a “secret wedding” in the Bahamas last spring. So we’re not sure which “big day” the magazine is taking about now.)

The magazine’s misguided insider says Jolie has “consulted cosmetic surgeons in Europe about various touch-ups and high-end laser treatments,” and is also supposedly looking into “liposuction” and Botox injections.

Then the Enquirer trots out some random doctor who’s never treated the actress to put a hefty price tag on Jolie’s alleged surgical plans.

“Angelina believes she can look as youthful as she did in her Lara Croft days for her wedding,” relays the mag’s source. “And she’s willing to spend whatever it takes to achieve that.”

And the Enquirer is willing to write whatever it takes to create the illusion of a scoop.

There is NO TRUTH whatsoever to the “extreme plastic surgery” claim, which is not surprising, given the tabloid’s track record with Jolie.

A source close to the situation tells Gossip Cop the report is “totally false.”

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  • wel809

    this article is a joke, pure fiction.

  • Fanaston

    I BET SHE IS HAVING ALL THIS SURGERY TO LOOK JUST LIKE JEN ANISTON. SHE HAS ALWAYS BEEN JEALOUS. TO BAD THEY COULD DO A WHOLE OVERHAUL ON HER EVIL SELFISH SOUL.

  • Stained

    First off they will never get married. It’s all to sell movies. I highly doubt they are still together at all. How could brad dip his stick in that gnarly looking SUCKUBUS.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Diss-Infectant/100003689864104 Diss Infectant

    Oh, so you must be on the payroll of the old man faced drag queen in a layer cut no talent old cow, chin Anuston? because only an insane psycho jealous hater attacks the most beautiful woman in the world knowing that sadly, at one point in time, brad had no life and was once with a woman who looked like Sarah Jessica Parker’s older sister, but not as attractive.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Diss-Infectant/100003689864104 Diss Infectant

    Bahaha, to look like chinnifer??? hahaha. why would the most beautiful woman in the world willingly want to look like a big nosed beady eyed man in drag?? lololol that’s truly the funniest thing I’ve read today – next you’ll be saying how natalie portman wants to look like Chelsea handjob — thanks for the laugh. I think the evil one is tootsie dustin hoffman lookalike Jen Anuston who I read won’t step foot in her ill elderly mothers hospital room supposedly. this tabloid piece looks like it was hand delivered to this rag by pathetic Jen Aniston’s pr flack. Especially since Maniston is the one who not only has been caught red handed getting plastic surgery and had to own up to her own fillers, Botox and laser treatments – my guess is the only thing this tabloid lie tells me, is that chinnifer’s pr flack planted this because he knows his middle aged client Anuston IS going under the knife, AS USUAL, for her pathetic copy cat nuptials. I see Aniston and her shriveled fan base are getting even more maniacally rage-y as brangelina’s wedding approaches, mainly because no one cares about dried up has been old Aniston and her no name balding rent–a-date. It’s driving them nuts.

  • http://www.facebook.com/rhys.branman Rhys Branman

    I agree.

  • http://www.facebook.com/rhys.branman Rhys Branman

    While it is true that many actresses keep up this there looks by having cosmetic surgery, Ms. Jolie obviously does not need any. The story is absurd. The woman is under 40, has great bone structure, and by the look of it great genetics. Look at her pictures for the 2012 Golden Globes Awards. She looks great. I don’t believe any of it.

    Dr Rhys Branman
    Little Rock Cosmetic Surgery Center

  • Stained

    Dude. If that women in the most beautiful women in the the world you have to typing with a computer with Brail keys cause your OBVIOUSLY
    Blind. Blind and dumb. Your one away from being Helen Keller jackass.

  • Fanaston

    YEAH. LOL. COPY CAT NUPTIAL. HEHE. YOUR SO FUNNY. I GUESS IF SHE WAS COPYING HOLIE, SHE BETTER GET STARTED ON CATCHING HERPES, NOT BATHING FOR A MONTH, TET STRUNG OUT ON SOME HARD DRUGS, DIS OWNE HER FATHER FOR STATING THAT HIS OWN CHILD IS BATSHIT CRAZY, HAVE LESBIAN SEX AND TALK ANOUT IT IN THE MEDIA, MARRY A FREAKING HILLBILLY, AND PRACTICER HER WEDDING DRESS ONE LEG POSE WHILE BEING MADE FUN OF BY EVERYONE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD AND AWARD SHOW BECAUSE YOUR AN ABSOLUTE JOKE, AND HAVE A VERY SMALL CEREMONY BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS. MAN BETTER GET STARTED. SHE HAS ALOT OF DOUSHING UP TO DO. LOL

  • Du bai

    WOW. NOT ENOUGH TO DO AT THE OFFICE DR THAT YOU GET ON GOSSIP COP TO MAKE COMMENTS. MOST DRS DON’T HAVE TIME TO DO MUCH BESIDES WORK IF THEY ARE GOOD. WEIRDO.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Julie-Blackwelder/1507432092 Julie Blackwelder

    If she would gain 25 to 30 pounds she would look healthier and fill out some of those wrinkles. Looking like a bag of bones is not attractive, even for her.

  • Jeronimo Dan

    Other than looking like a funny paper, she’s OK…

  • http://twitter.com/Miadodi Anon

    You have no class or decency. Now you are mocking the blind?

    I guess your unfounded and sick hatred of her just clouds your senses. Angelina is still by far one of the most naturally beautiful women in the world. It is a matter of having good taste and not being poisoned by an insane bias.

  • http://twitter.com/Miadodi Anon

    You are nothing but a delusional troll spouting the most stupid and nasty garbage.

    She doesn’t have herpes, that is just a vile and uncalled- for attack. Your claims have no basis in reality. When she did not bathe for a month? Her father publicly humiliated her a long time ago and she recently made amends with him.

    She admitted and reformed over her past drug use & issues. She has been open and honest about it unlike most actresses who pretend to be golden girls. There is nothing wrong with having lesbian sex and she openly stated she was bisexual. That is nothing to be ashamed of.

    Her leg pose was imitated by other celebrities at other events. Only her haters and the most rabid fanistons were pathetic enough to make up a huge controversy over it and harass her over something so trivial.

    Being slandered by the media constantly and being ostracized wrongfully due to a manipulative ex’s PR campaign which exploited gossip got her side-lined in the industry. Her few friends are quality people like Marianne Pearl and Bono. She doesn’t schoomze around or play games to have tons of minions blindly supporting her, unlike a certain other actress who is obsessed with popularity.

    I think her life, career, accomplishments, and beauty make her the envy of many women around the world. No, you are the joke here.

  • http://twitter.com/Miadodi Anon

    Aniston has had extensive work done but she lies about it. Look at how her facial structure has changed and improved. She has had botox, rhinoplasty, and face-lifts done. Wow, you just described the personality of the fraud you blindly worship, not Angelina.

    Angelina is a natural beauty. She hasn’t had any cosmetic surgery done. She has nothing to be jealous over and her behavior doesn’t indicate that at all. She has shown nothing but restraint towards the woman who fuelled gossip and used pseudo-insiders and calculating PR team to plant items to the media and spout passive-aggressive digs in interviews that fed into an insane will against her that she didn’t deserve over a lie.

  • http://twitter.com/Miadodi Anon

    Your logic and claims make no sense. Nobody gets married to sell movies. They have been selling movies fine without being married. They were selling movies fine before they even got together.

    You have no class or taste. Angelina is beautiful inside and out. Your belief in misconceptions has poisoned your sensibilities.

  • vanessa p

    She is an amazing human being, and i admire her for the charities she had done.

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