Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Planning Nude Vow Renewal Ceremony In Jungle?

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By Andrew Shuster

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Angelina Jolie Brad Pitt Nude Vow Renewal

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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are NOT planning a nude vow renewal ceremony in the jungle, despite a ridiculous tabloid report. Gossip Cop can exclusively bust this claim. We’re told it’s “nonsense.”

According to the National Enquirer, Jolie is trying to save the couple’s allegedly troubled marriage, and she’s using a “secret, ancient ritual” to bring the two closer together. A so-called “source” tells the tabloid, “She’s wooed Brad into renewing their love magic during a deadly serious, solemn, moonlit vow renewal.” The magazine’s dubious insider then claims that the pair will “trek into the jungle at midnight, strip naked and stand under moonglow for hours as they gradually strengthen their love.”

But the absurdity doesn’t end there. The outlet’s seemingly manufactured source then says Pitt and Jolie will be “mixing bodily fluids” such as “drops of blood, sweat, tears, plus two secret secretions… then directly deposit all into Mother Earth to trigger their orgasmic/organic rebirth.” Huh?

Despite how ludicrous and made-up the tabloid’s tale sounds, Gossip Cop still checked in with a source close to the couple, who laughed off the claim before assuring us it’s “nonsense.” Although Jolie is a spiritual person, and has known to be eccentric in the past, she and Pitt aren’t participating in this bogus vow renewal ceremony that the publication dreamed up.

Unfortunately, Gossip Cop has repeatedly corrected the Enquirer for its endless amount of inaccurate claims about the married stars. We just recently corrected the tabloid for falsely alleging Pitt and Jolie are “no longer a couple.” Prior to that piece of fiction, Gossip Cop called out the magazine for its baseless claim that Pitt was threatening to divorce a “dying” Jolie over her supposed health woes. Albeit more creative, this latest story about the couple is equally fabricated.

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