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Tab Trips Up Explaining Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s Missouri Trip

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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have at least one thing in common with Kim Kardashian.

They all inhabit In Touch‘s fantasy world, where repeating nonsense supposedly makes it magically true.

The magazine has spent years telling everyone that Jolie and Pitt are in trouble. They’re always allegedly fighting and on the brink of splitting up.

But In Touch‘s predictions never come true.

A couple of weeks ago, the tab ran a bogus cover story claiming Pitt had betrayed Jolie by having an “emotional reunion” with ex Jennifer Aniston.

Instead of admitting the Pitt-Aniston connection wasn’t true, In Touch alleges a completely unrelated event – Pitt and Jolie’s recent trip to Missouri over her 36th birthday – was actually Pitt’s bid “to save the relationship.”

“They’ve been through a lot of difficulties in the past few months,” says a so-called “insider” for the mag. “Brad wanted to call a truce. He is willing to do whatever it takes to recapture what they once had.”

More like: In Touch is “willing to do whatever it takes” to continue its endless campaign against Pitt and Jolie, like using the already-happy couple’s heartland visit as a way of covering its tracks for the last 500 wrong stories about them splitting.

“Brad hoped that this trip would fix what’s gone wrong for them over the past couple of months,” explains the tabloid’s source.

As a source close to the couple again assures Gossip Cop, Pitt and Jolie are happy in L.A., Missouri, and everywhere else they find themselves.

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  • nemera34

    Wow it must have worked. because the whole family is in Malta..Brad and Angie out on a date night…taking the kids to the water park and shopping.

    Wonder why those insiders can’t tell us what is going to happen before it happens

    They really need to move on to some other couple. The whole Brad/Angie breaking up, fighting, Aniston, pregnant is and has outlived it’s time.

    OLD OLD OLD ONLY fools believe this crap.

  • KAITLYN

    I guess the trip worked, and now In Touch doesn’t have to answer to the imminent breakup. At least their lies are consistent with their other lies if not the real world!

  • Jenny

    In Touch seems to forget what it has printed in the past. If the stories about Angelina and Brad’s family not getting along, why would he take her to spend time with them to re-kindle romance? Well, because she obviously loves this place and these people, but that does not fit the other stories. The insiders always know about their personal conversationst but somehow never know when they travel. At least the details of this story are cute, but In Touch and the others bend themselves into pretzels to make it negative. They had to explain them being happy in Malta I guess.

  • Tupackacoors

    he were having secret sex incounters with the angolia an the jenani to but wont want no ones to know cepting thems

  • Anonymous

    I wonder if this rag will ever give up on the negative lies about this couple? It’s really getting to be comical but there are fools out there who believe every word so, why not keep it going?

  • Anonymous

    I wonder if this rag will ever give up on the negative lies about this couple? It’s really getting to be comical but there are fools out there who believe every word so, why not keep it going?

  • myles

    At least Brad is doing everything to make it right, unlike his previous relationship where he just left…if indeed this is true but In Touch is anti Brangelina and they probably sell more if these two are on the cover so they just can’t help themsleves.

  • Moontwister2011

    They seem to always be so busy that going somewhere to relax would take care of stress from their busy lifestyles. So boo to the ones who rather prey upon gifted people just to bring them down!!

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  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_YE6BEQMDDUDZFN2LNEA4UJ66JY ddd

    they were there to donate 500k to the people of joplin, the story was even in our paper in wichita,ks

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    they were there to donate 500k to the people of joplin, the story was even in our paper in wichita,ks

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