Angelina Jolie Not Dropping To D-List Because Of Brad Pitt Divorce
In an absurd headline, Celeb Dirty Laundry asks, “Angelina Jolie Divorce And Actress’s Daddy Issues Mimic Halle Berry’s Career Downfall: Both Stars Destined For D-List?” The accompanying story begins, “There’s new speculation that Angelina Jolie’s Hollywood career might end up taking the same route as Halle Berry’s thanks to her nasty divorce from Brad Pitt and all the public fodder surrounding it. Is Angelina going to end up being a D-list star just like Halle is today?”
The story contends that Berry’s career has suffered since her splits from Gabriel Aubry and Olivier Martinez, and suggests Jolie will face the same fate in the wake of separating from Pitt. “It’s without a doubt that Angelina Jolie and Halle Berry have plenty of things in common, with their past daddy issues being the most significant,” says the site. “Both women have allegedly tried to destroy their partner’s reputations when their relationships turned sour.”
CDL goes on to write, “Single and with a stagnant career, it’s without a doubt that Halle is worried about her future but, at the same time, she knows her options are limited because of the damage her personal drama has done to her reputation. But could the same thing happen to Angelina Jolie as well?” The webloid further alleges, “With all of her Brad Pitt divorce drama, it will surely cause trouble for her career too, as no one would want to work with someone as vindictive and spiteful as she apparently is.”
Of course, no one with actual insight into the Hollywood industry would ever consider Berry a “D-list star.” And no one would have legitimate reason to say Jolie is “destined” for an “all-but-dead-end career” simply because she’s no longer with Pitt. As it often does, Celeb Dirty Laundry just wanted to be outrageous, sensational and even mean. Now this is certainly one of the most asinine stories to come out of the Brangelina breakup, reconfirming CDL’s own spot on the D-list.