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Mag Desperate with New Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie “Fight”

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2:49 pm, July 10th, 2010

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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt supposedly fought so bitterly about her father, Jon Voight, Pitt stayed home from a family trip to Cancun, claims an absurd new tabloid “report.”

What makes this latest nonsense so amusing is that it comes from In Touch, which has tried for months to convince readers the couple is in trouble. Each time, reality has intervened as the pair stays together and perfectly content.

Way back in March of last year, the mag claimed Pitt and Jolie were “barely speaking” and on the verge of breaking up. In Touch insisted they were supposedly “living separate lives” by October 2009.

At one point, Pitt was said to be “running back” to ex-wife Jennifer Aniston, while Jolie allegedly “feuded” with Pitt’s mother, straining their relations “to the breaking point.”

The mag later embarrassed itself with another fabricated “exclusive” about Jolie’s “rage” over Aniston. It laughably claimed Pitt plans a professional escape to Siberia “with tension escalating” back at home.

Throughout it all, Pitt and Jolie appeared frequently together, traveled around the world, raised their children, and otherwise put the circling vultures at In Touch to shame.

The mag’s getting even more desperate.

Last week, it was Jolie’s (non-existent) “jealous rage” over Pitt’s steamy sex scene in Moneyball.

And now the relationship is allegedly in trouble because of Jon Voight’s politics.

“Enraged” and “shocked” by Voight’s recent criticism of President Obama, Pitt felt “betrayed” and “totally understands why Angie was not speaking to [her father] for several years,” according to an “insider.” So Pitt decided to “ban” Voight from his grandchildren’s recent birthday party, triggering Jolie’s anger and explaining why she spent time in Cancun without him.

Enough already.

There was no stormy fight, sources assure Gossip Cop, no “shock” at Voight’s (very well-known) political views, and no ruined family vacation.

Just two busy people who happened to be apart for more than twenty minutes.

And In Touch being wrong about them for the 8,325th time.

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