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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt “Secretly” Marry… Yet Again

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Every now and then Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt find themselves secretly married, thanks to enterprising (and imaginative) tabloid writers.

OK! magazine revives the rumor this week with a look at Jolie’s “wedding ring” and new tattoo, which both allegedly mean that she and Pitt “secretly tied the knot.”

The ring – which Jolie is wearing on her right hand, by the way – and the tattoo (thought to be the longitude and latitude of Pitt’s Oklahoma hometown) are enough for the magazine to announce that Brangelina has made it official.

“The obvious conclusion: The world’s most glamorous couple has finally made a lifelong commitment – and are secretly married,” declares OK!

Really? That’s the “obvious conclusion”?

A gold band and a tattoo?

“A secret wedding is entirely in character for Brad and Angelina,” explains the article. “The unconventional couple is notoriously coy about major life events.”

So if a couple doesn’t announce they’ve married, it must mean they’re married?

What kind of logic is this?

“The world awaits official word from the couple,” says OK!

Gossip Cop advises that no one should hold his or her breath.

Jolie and Pitt are not married.

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  • tupackacoors

    she need to be married sos she can buy more african babyie so the jenani dont

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jennifer-Rose/100000859747529 Jennifer Rose

    Thanks Gossip Cop, although I would love for you to confirm a wedding! The inimitably beatiful Angelina and dashing Brad, with their six children, it would be magic. Love this site, it’s rare to view any objective analyses of ‘news’.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Wahine-Mercedes/100000475623108 Wahine Mercedes

    The tattoo gives the coordinates of exactly the place Brangelina tied to knot. And its on the right hand to confuse everyone. They been secretly married a long time ago, from when they had only Maddox.
    Great story? eh? LOL!
    whether married or single and together I love my Brangelina!!! They Da Bomb!! Wishing them continued love happiness and blessings!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Sonia-Deriu/760301978 Sonia Deriu

    Whether they are getting married or not, I wish them THE BEST of LUCK !

    But if I was Ms Angie I WOULDN’ T Marry Sir Brad ! Why ? Because I would REGRET it !

    Italian 73

    http://www.tagged.com/soniad73

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Milagros-Perez/823618547 Milagros Perez

    What annoyance with this couple!!!!…I am fed up of them!!!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_HH5OAAH44YLQAHSE2KMPZ6Y2GI Heather

    WHY would she ‘regret’ it? He is an honourable and decent man. He is gorgeous. He is loyal. He is kind. He is successful. He is etc. HE IS EVERY WOMAN’S DREAM. ANY real woman would LOVE to marry him. You make no sense.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_HH5OAAH44YLQAHSE2KMPZ6Y2GI Heather

    Then stop clicking on and reading about them, YOU FOOL!

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