Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt “Secretly” Married?

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By Daniel Gates

Angelina Jolie Brad Pitt Secretly Married

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Every now and then, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt find themselves secretly married thanks to enterprising and imaginative tabloid writers.

OK! magazine revives the rumor this week with a look at Jolie’s “wedding ring” and new tattoo, which both allegedly mean that she and Pitt “secretly tied the knot.” The ring, which Jolie is wearing on her right hand, and the tattoo, thought to be the longitude and latitude of Pitt’s Oklahoma hometown, are enough for the magazine to announce that Brangelina has made it official. Uh huh?

“The obvious conclusion: The world’s most glamorous couple has finally made a lifelong commitment and are secretly married,” declares OK! Really? That’s the “obvious conclusion”? We’re really expected to believe that a gold band and a tattoo is an “obvious” sign of marriage?

“A secret wedding is entirely in character for Brad and Angelina,” explains the article. “The unconventional couple is notoriously coy about major life events.” So if a couple doesn’t announce they’ve married, it must mean they’re married? What kind of logic is this? “The world awaits official word from the couple,” says the magazine. But Gossip Cop advises that no one should hold his or her breath. Jolie and Pitt are not married.

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