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Tabloid Cannes Do No Right with Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt

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11:18 am, May 25th, 2011

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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are back in the pages of In Touch, for one of their “nastiest” fights yet.

In other words… the magazine had two pages to fill, zero actual reporting, and a deadline.

Let’s see what daydream In Touch printed as “fact” this time!

The couple “came close to coming undone” in Cannes, claims the tabloid, when an argument “erupted over an innocent discussion about the family’s upcoming summer vacation.”

Oh, boy. Here we go.

It’s one of In Touch‘s favorite tactics!

Invent a behind-closed-doors “fight” to distract readers from the fact that the couple you’ve declared “done” for 482 consecutive weeks is still happy and together.

Of course, the new “furious blowup” is based on the same old, wrong premises – debates over how to raise the kids, and Jolie being stubborn and overbearing.

Pitt supposedly wants to take the children to Missouri for the summer for what a so-called “friend” calls “good, old-fashioned American fun.”

Jolie, however, is said to be insisting the family instead go to their French chateau, Miraval, since “Missouri is not her idea of a vacation.”

When she refused to compromise by letting Pitt take their two oldest sons for some time in his home state, “he lost it,” according to the “friend.”

“He’s very close to his breaking point,” continues this In Touch source. “Sometimes, Angelina treats him like a nanny – and not the father of her children – and that drives him nuts.”

Know what must drive In Touch “nuts”?

The fact that the magazine just can’t get Pitt and Jolie to unravel.

Week after week, year after year, the couple raises their kids, promotes their movies, travels the world, and stays together.

Meanwhile, there’s nothing holding this latest In Touch story together except the staples in the binding.

A source close to Brangelina tells Gossip Cop there’s zero truth to rumors of a Cannes “blowup.”

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  • an123

    who buys those magazines??? they are full of lies, why would anybody want to read lies? does it make them feel better about their miserable lives?

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  • Tupackacoors

    she still mad that bralina cheat with arnolds nanny an not include her. it happens love splats be goin on all the times in holowood

  • Anonymous

    Well, at least Outta Touch is consistent . . . consistently WRONG!!

    I don’t understand why this rag hates Angelina so much. I know they need to fill the pages and lies about Angelina seem to sell but, really, don’t they get tired of always being wrong? Do they think people are blind and stupid? Do they think we didn’t see Brad and Angelina this past Sunday looking very happy at the premiere of Kung Fu Panda2? With all of their kids?? And don’t they know that we know that Brad will be filming a movie this summer so there can’t be any “spending the summer in Missouri” for the family. Geesh people, come on!!

  • Anonymous

    Well, at least Outta Touch is consistent . . . consistently WRONG!!

    I don’t understand why this rag hates Angelina so much. I know they need to fill the pages and lies about Angelina seem to sell but, really, don’t they get tired of always being wrong? Do they think people are blind and stupid? Do they think we didn’t see Brad and Angelina this past Sunday looking very happy at the premiere of Kung Fu Panda2? With all of their kids?? And don’t they know that we know that Brad will be filming a movie this summer so there can’t be any “spending the summer in Missouri” for the family. Geesh people, come on!!

  • jys

    Angelina always has her fake smile but I’m not sure how happy she is. She’s way to thin and has
    really aged and Brad looks awful. Isn’t love suppose to make you happy?

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_HH5OAAH44YLQAHSE2KMPZ6Y2GI Heather

    Angelina has a brilliant genuine smile, and she is happier than you, that anyone can guarantee. Of course Angelina has aged, and so has Brad. They are – OH MY GOSH! – getting OLDER!!! We ALL do! Duh. Of course, having 6 kids and responsibilities which has her seeing grief, heartache and poverty around the world affects one, too. One thing is for sure, bitterness and jealousy ages like nothing else. You should think about that, jys….

  • Me Me

    I guess they keep writing this stuff because there are people out there who are buying their rag when a Brad/Angelina story is on the cover. I mean, any person with a bit of a brain (fan or not) would realize that this stories are fake..unfortunately this is the reality in the rags world and Brad and Angelina are not the only victims out there..

  • Randa_panda_roo

    He is from OKLAHOMA!!!!!!!!! ;p”

  • http://www.facebook.com/TIREDOFHUMANITY David Davis

    Because people are snoopy, stupid, and bored with their own lives…and it makes the feel better if the beautiful rich, talented and world class charitable couple were unhappy. America hates it when someone who has what they want and have worked hard for, is happy. The country is like a huge mass of jealous boy and girlfriends in 8th grade. These are great people so America has to find a way to bring them down while they put their votes and support into corrupt governments, pollute the planet and do far more bad than good overall. Brad and Angie use their money to save and rebuild lives; look what Brad has done with his coalition in the wake of Katrina. He’s done more and spent more than out government ever will down there…….But Not average Americans, they get drunk and beat their kids then blame the kids teachers for their childrens bad attitudes. We The People are by and large fools that know nothing about the world, just about their yard, their car and their street if they are really tuned in. Bad and Angie are connected Globally! BRAVO-BRAVA for the both of them!

  • http://www.facebook.com/TIREDOFHUMANITY David Davis

    You are exactly the kind of stupid American that has to tear down anyone that has more than you, does more than you, does it better than you and actually has an idea GLOBALLY about what is going on…and they together have given MILLIONS in charitable contributions, Brad has built many dozens of contemporary affordable homes for the victims of Katrina and is still building….meanwhile our government does NOTHING for its own people….and you sit there on your butt and call them ugly and old….what are you? A fat, undereducated, trailer meth smoker? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE FOR THE GLOBE OR YOUR COUNTRY THAT COMPARES YOU SHALLOW NITWIT?

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