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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Planning “Secret Wedding” in the Bahamas?

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9:10 am, April 29th, 2012

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“Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are thrilled to pieces over their fabulous secret wedding on a beach in the Bahamas!” declares the National Enquirer.

Oh, you haven’t heard about their “fabulous secret wedding” plans?

According to a so-called “source” for the Enquirer, the nuptials are happening before Jolie heads to England to shoot Maleficent in June.

“The ceremony will take place in the same tropical setting where Angelina spread her beloved mom Marcheline’s ashes,” explains the tab’s source. “She’s convinced her mother’s spirit will be with her on her big day, and Angelina is filled with joy just thinking about it.”

The magazine says Pitt and Jolie had originally bickered over whether to have a small, private affair or a giant gala at Chateau Miraval in France.

They’ve allegedly compromised on the intimate Bahamas ceremony and a large party later at Miraval.

The Enquirer has all sorts of “world exclusive” details about the wedding, such as how Jolie will supposedly lead a Native American prayer in her late mom’s honor, to be followed by the release of white doves.

An “island insider” tells the tabloid about the beach site itself, saying it’s “always been a favorite of Angie’s.”

“The location has enough space for a reception of about 18 people, with six guests seated at three large tables. The tables will be decorated with flowers of the bride’s choice,” reports the so-called “insider.”

Jolie will wear a “white gown with a garland of fresh flowers on her head,” and Pitt will don a “white linen suit,” claims the Enquirer source, who describes how the couple will “exchange vows at sunset as the warm summer breeze sweeps across the island.”

Wow, the Enquirer even knows about the breeze!

Of course, all of this is fantasy.

The tabloid is so not “inside” with the Jolie-Pitt clan, it’s botched several stories about their children in the last month alone.

Now the Enquirer supposedly has very specific details about a wedding that Jolie and Pitt have kept “secret”?

As a source close to the couple tells Gossip Cop, the supermarket tab’s alleged beach “sources” are just as clueless as the so-called “insiders” who have fed the Enquirer bogus information in the past.

We’re told the mag’s flat-out “wrong” about the supposed wedding plans.

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  • Anonymous

    it’s not exactly a secret if the press is blathering on about it why don’t they just elope in vegas

  • Anonymous

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  • Guest

    Secret Wedding? Come On?…For sure they will sell all details, Of course, in the name of CHARITY. Brangelina Foundation will need it.

  • Phweston0269

    Angelina already did that with Billy Bob Thornton. She probably will opt for something different this time around.

  • Anonymous

    She also eloped with Jonny Lee Miller.

  • http://twitter.com/luv70s ☆Krysta☆ Mae☆

    I say who the f’ cares? I am so tired of Brangelina and there bs about the wedding, Just did it already! This is not news worthy nor do most give a flip about! Thank you GC for always putting the rags in their place!

  • Anonymous

    I’m sure whatever wedding they have they will try to keep a secret. The majority of celebs do. That won’t stop the rags from saying they know whats happening though even though they don’t. They’ve so far been doing the same thing with Justin and Jessica. One said they were for certain marrying in LA, then no it’s Italy. I’m sure before they do marry they’ll have them in Memphis or Colorado where Jessica is from. They’ve fought over the big and small wedding. Same old crap from tabloids making it all up.

  • Anonymous

    just because she did it once doesn’t mean she can’t do it again there’s only so many places you can get married

  • Anonymous

    It is people like you who keep the tabloid craziness going. The paps follow them everywhere and they have to deal with constant exploitation & lies. Obviously, them getting married is news-worthy. Marriages, babies, and etc tend to get press coverage about celebrities. The haters claim not to care but they comment and fuel the flaming for overexposure that is negative, unwanted, and out of their control.

  • Anonymous

    Give me a break. It is common for celebs to give exclusives about things like this. The tabloids have the potential to make millions of dollars out of their sleaze with unauthorized pics and stories. That money goes to more corruption and manipulation. Also, the stalking and paparazzi harassment goes even more rabid and crossing boundaries. It can get to a dangerous level for them & their children.

    Brad and Angelina are trying to make the best out of this situation. To have some limited control over this by exclusives and interviews which most celebs do if they are highly targetted for ungainly profit….is smart and beneficial. That money for charity that you mock…goes to philanthropy and helping poor people instead of being wasted on press sleaze. It is using the perils of fame for good.

    Also, some exclusives actually give some fans access to true details and facts instead of media spin. They have every right to gain control over personal pics like baby photos instead of letting the media profit from that. The media alreadys profits considerably over most of their coverage at their expense. They have every right to discuss their wedding/marriage if they want to. Most celebs do, quit evaluating them by a double standard when they are the most high profile and targetted celebs in the world.
    Common knowledge about the truth behind their wedding is something they have the right to discuss. It is impossible to keep it completely private. Obviously, at some point they will need to discuss it.

    The Pitt-Jolie Foundation, Make it Right, The United Way, The One Campaign, and so many other organizations they donate to: have had a profound impact on helping and saving lives.
    Their foundation is very productive and they have the right to let that money go there instead of directly to the sleazy tabs who will misportray it.

    They will get married, announce it after it happens, and shed some light on the truth about it when they are ready. That is common celeb courtesy and the right way to handle it. Of course, their haters will just attack whatever they do and however they handle it.

  • gusest

    The one thing for sure is the money goes into a charity account and it takes 7 years to give Shiloh’s photo money away and then the media acts like they are so great when they never touched their EARNED income! Also, still waiting for the other children’s money and then we will hear again how great they are! 20 million and 7 years one child’s photo! However, I do think it is wonderful that they give and take the time to do charity work….. only tired of hearing about it ALL the time like others don’t do as much when majority of them are giving from their EARNED income which really they are giving more and with no pr!

  • http://twitter.com/WeddingsBahamas Glenn S. Ferguson

    We are always excited about news of wedding in the Bahamas and hope that Angelina & Brad get an opportunity to experience their nuptial in the Bahamas.

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