Angelina Jolie “Baby Glow” Sheds Little Light on Possible New Pregnancy

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5:36 pm, December 17th, 2009

Remember that embarrassingly bare “Baby Joy!” cover “story” Life & Style ran yesterday about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie?

Well now get ready for some Brangelina “Baby Glow!”

Star magazine, never one to take a back seat on the wrong rumor bandwagon, boosts baby talk to the next level by announcing, “Angie’s radiant. Brad’s on board. And they’re hoping another baby can save their troubled relationship.”

The mag claims Jolie was sporting “the full, rosy cheeks, the knowing looks and the unmistakable baby glow” at the recent UNICEF Snowflake Ball, where the smile she gave Pitt “was the same one she’d given him at the 2008 SAG awards,” when she was pregnant with twins.

Wait. Let’s get this straight. We’re now using Angelina Jolie’s smile as a pregnancy test?

Oh, but that’s not all! A so-called “family insider” notes that Jolie’s recently been “constantly laughing and really chatty,” much as she was while previously pregnant, evidence that “she’s got her pregnancy personality back!”

Smiling? Check. Chatty? Check.

What about public displays of affection? Well, Pitt “tenderly held her hand as he led her through the crowd,” according to an eyewitness, and “Angie even tugged jokingly on Brad’s goatee and fed him dessert!”

That’s it! We’re sold! As everyone knows, goatee tugging is the only thing pregnant women do more than smile and chat!

The Star also makes a point of saying Jolie “didn’t touch a drop” of red wine during the event, which is odd, since most other stories covering the UNICEF ball show Jolie clutching a glass of… red wine. Those photos are noticeably absent in Star.

Here’s Star’s theory: the rumored pregnancy might “save their troubled relationship,” coming a few weeks after the so-called “Fight to End All Fights” cover that Gossip Cop debunked.

“When Brad found out he might be a father again,” an “insider” tells Star, “he did a complete 180. He was ready to walk out, but right now he seems committed to being by Angie’s side.”

Let’s review. Star duped its readers with a misleading cover about Brangelina brawling, now covers its tracks by claiming that the affectionate, happy couple everyone sees was only brought back together by “Baby No. 7,” using as proof a mixture of “glow,” smiles, and goatee tugging.

Gossip Cop doesn’t know “what to expect when you’re expecting,” but we’re experts on “what to expect when you’re reading Brangelina expecting rumors” – a lot of speculation, and not much more.

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