Maybe he can buy her an expression at the plastic surgeons. Her face makes Steven Seagall look like Jim Carey. Baldwin’s a typical old fool that let sex get the better of his mind, and she will be divorcing him as soon as she pops the 18 year freelo, er kid, out.

Congrats to both. Hilaria is a very lovely, very smart, very down-to-earth girl. I wish them the best. Mind your P’s and Q’s, Alec. She won’t put up with much of your guff. Don’t blow it.

Shes smart all right – she knows damn well she’s hit the motherlode. She played this schmuck like a violin from day one, thinkng that she’s so special and unique that she’s going to be the one to change him. There’s nothing down to earth about this chica – she’s got an ego as huge as his but couches it in her little Zenlike quotes and her smirky smugness in almost every picture.. Look at the speed at which this mess is happening – dating less than a year before engagement. He proposes before his birthday (paging Dr. Freud…) and now with a two month engagement they’re getting married. TOO FAST. The baby will come just as quickly and that’s when you can start setting the kitchen timer on this “marriage.” The sad thing is that an innocent child will be brought into this mess. Yep – Hilarious knows EXACTLY what she’s doing, and Baldwin’s a FOOL if he really thinks this is happily ever after. There will be no words to gauge the depth of his hatred and resentment of her when he figures out just how badly he’s been HAD. You think he hates women now? Wait til THIS one is through with him in a few years.