A Justin Timberlake story that’s a disaster of biblical proportions

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9:22 am, September 2nd, 2009

The media outlet Israel National News posted on it site, “Pop star and fellow “kaballah” aficionado, Justin Timberlake, has reportedly arrived in Israel and will join singer Madonna for her back-to-back concerts in Tel Aviv Tuesday and Wednesday night. Madonna’s friends, actors Ashton Kutcher and wife Demi Moore, likewise kaballah enthusiasts, are also in the country and will participate with her in Kaballah Center events.”

And the story spread like the plagued locusts. But Holy moly is that Holy Land rumor way off.

First, Justin Timberlake does not practice Kabbalah, and more importantly, he did not join Madonna onstage in Israel.

Then, of course, there’s that line, “Ashton Kutcher and wife Demi Moore, likewise kaballah enthusiasts, are also in the country.” Unless Demi’s daughter Scout is going to Tel Aviv University, which she’s not, the actress is stateside. Moore even Tweeted a few hours ago, “crazy kooky busy day mixed with helping my daughter pack 4 college! Wow!”

This story . . . oy!

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