Angelina Jolie Brad Pitt

February 29th, 2012

This week, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are back on the cover of In Touch, which in the first two months of 2012 has already accused Jolie of tantrums and public drunkenness while suggesting that a “7-year itch” is about to kill the couple’s relationship.

So we can’t wait to hear the tabloid’s scoop on all of Jolie’s ”Crazy Wedding Demands”!

According to In Touch, the actress-director is furious that Pitt made a statement about the pair marrying, and has set out to plan “the worst nuptials ever.”

Kim Kardashian Star

February 29th, 2012

“Newly single Kim Kardashian already has a secret new man, but it’s no one you’d expect,” begins a cover story from Star titled, “Kim’s Revenge Romance!”

The mag claims that “after drawing up a list of eligible bachelors, she’s chosen a Saudi prince!”

What?!

Gwyneth Paltrow Rob Lowe Star

February 29th, 2012

“Gwyneth Paltrow and Rob Lowe were spotted over Presidents’ Day weekend getting ‘very close’ at the Santa Barbara Zoo,” reports Star.

“They were having a great time and looked like a couple,” says the mag, adding, “They were playfully touching and whispering in each other’s ears.”

Anthony LaPaglia Ashley Greene

February 29th, 2012

Ashley Greene is coming to TV!

The Twilight actress has been tapped to costar alongside Anthony LaPaglia in ”Americana,” a new ABC drama about a famous family in the fashion industry.

Lady Gaga

February 29th, 2012

Lady Gaga will launch her Born This Way Foundation at Harvard University on Wednesday.

The new organization, co-founded by the pop superstar’s mother Cynthia Germanotta, intends to “foster a more accepting society, where differences are embraced and individuality is celebrated.”

Jennifer Lawrence Kristen Stewart Liam Hemsworth Robert Pattinson

February 29th, 2012

Well, this was predictable.

As everyone knows, The Hunger Games is about to hit theaters, based on a best-selling series of young adult novels.

The Twilight Saga is also based on a best-selling series of young adult novels.

Therefore, the tabloids argue, the casts must hate each other!

George Clooney Neil Patrick Harris The Advocate

February 29th, 2012

George Clooney opens up in the March issue of The Advocate about the gay rumors that have followed him throughout his career.

In Touch Jennifer Aniston Justin Theroux Wanderlust

February 29th, 2012

“Justin’s gone Hollywood!” blares a headline from In Touch, which claims that Justin Theroux “has gone from brooding hipster to total ham” since he started dating Jennifer Aniston.

The mag says Theroux is relishing his newfound fame, noting that he “laughed it up” with Jimmy Kimmel during a recent appearance, and “even break-danced on ‘Ellen.’”