Desperate Housewives Marcia Cross Melrose Place National Enquirer

August 31st, 2011

Marcia Cross won’t have a “Desperate Housewives” gig after the show ends next spring, but the National Enquirer already lined up a new career for her.

According to the tabloid, the actress plans to be a professional therapist.

The Enquirer says Cross signed on to the ABC series “soon after earning her license to practice, so she put psychoanalysis on the back burner to take part in the show.”

Now that “Housewives” is set to wrap, the actress, who has been helped in her own life by therapy, “wants to give back and help others” in that capacity, claims an Enquirer “source.”

Ashanti Judge Judy MediaTakeOut Nelly

August 31st, 2011

“Rapper Nelly Reportedly Borrowed More Than $500K from Ashanti… And DIDN’T Pay Her Back!!!” blares another supposed “World Exclusive” from MediaTakeOut.

According to an “extremely reliable” insider for the site, “Nelly has [over the course of their relationship] borrowed more than $500K from Ashanti… But Ashanti hasn’t seen one penny.” Seriously?

Heather Locklear Jack Wagner

August 31st, 2011

Heather Locklear and Jack Wagner are in a “marriage showdown,” claims the National Enquirer, with Locklear “angrily threatening to call off the wedding” because Wagner allegedly wants to turn the nuptials into a reality show.

“Jack is a big fan of reality TV and has noticed how celebrities have been cashing in by letting camera crews into their homes,” a so-called “friend” tells the tabloid, adding that Wagner “asked Heather to star in a show following their joys and troubles in the run-up to their big day next summer.”

Ryan Reynolds Sandra Bullock Star The Change-Up

August 31st, 2011

Ryan Reynolds is adopting Sandra Bullock’s baby, says Star magazine.

The mag writes that Reynolds is “making plans to adopt” Bullock’s 19-month-old son Louis. According to a “source” for the tabloid, Bullock “is blown away with what a great stand-in dad Ryan has become to Louis and how he treats him as his own.” For real?

Kim Kardashian Lindsay Lohan Ryan Seacrest Star

August 31st, 2011

“Lindsay Lohan sure knows how to mix business with pleasure,” begins a piece in Star, which goes on to claim that “in between downing shots at Kim Kardashian’s Aug. 20 wedding, the troubled actress followed reality TV host and producer Ryan Seacrest around like a puppy, begging him to create a show for her.” Seriously?

Alyssa Milano David Bugliari

August 31st, 2011

Alyssa Milano is a new mom!

The actress and husband David Bugliari welcomed their first child, a baby son named Milo Thomas, this morning in Los Angeles.

T.I. Tameka Cottle

August 31st, 2011

T.I. stepped out of prison and immediately got a reality show.

VH1 has announced a 10-episode series about the rapper’s adjustment to life after incarceration.

The untitled show, which began shooting as soon as T.I. exited federal prison in Arkansas this morning, is slated to premiere in December.

Brahim Zaibat In Touch Madonna

August 31st, 2011

In Touch says Madonna’s bathroom is “off-limits” to her much younger boyfriend, Brahim Zaibat. According to the magazine, “Madonna doesn’t even let her kids use the toilet.” For real?