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March 31st, 2010

Taylor Swift “stepped out on back-to-back dates with Glee’s Cory Monteith and her ex, Twilight’s Taylor Lautner,” according to Star magazine.

Hmm, this sounds familiar.

Monteith and Lautner are “both smitten,” the tab claims, “so which hottie will win her heart?”

Star then breaks down the two supposed suitors, setting up a “Man No. 1″ vs. “Man No. 2″ battle.

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March 31st, 2010

According to the National Enquirer (insert laugh track here), LeAnn Rimes is so anxious to wed boyfriend Eddie Cibrian this summer, she’s trying to pay for his divorce.

Already “talking to dress designers” and “telling friends that she wants a sunset wedding in Malibu in July or August,” Rimes has “offered to tap her $35 million fortune to bankroll a divorce payoff” to Cibrian’s estranged wife, Brandi Glanville, “sources” tell the Enquirer.

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March 31st, 2010

“At least one person isn’t fist-pumping the return of MTV’s Jersey Shore,” declares Us Weekly.

And who’s that?

Jenni “J-Woww” Farley, who the mag’s so-called “insider” alleges “doesn’t want to be on the show anymore.”

“She cried her eyes out when she found out it was picked up again,” continues the source. The reason, claims the tabloid, is that Farley “isn’t friends” with the rest of the “Jersey” crew.

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March 31st, 2010

When it comes to “trotting” out fake feuds, the tabs love “Dancing With the Stars.”

The first rumored blowup between Shannen Doherty and Kate Gosselin failed to find any rhythm, so the National Enquirer decided to move the fictional fight out of the ballroom and into… the parking lot?

After “hiking to the set from her faraway parking spot,” the mag claims, Doherty “exploded” when she discovered “rival” Gosselin had parked right next to the soundstage.

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March 31st, 2010

Why does Us Weekly call its gossip section “Hot Stuff” when it serves rumors that seem to be cold?

The mag catches up with the pack today by printing the millionth piece claiming Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler have been “hooking up.” According to the tab, The Bounty Hunter’s two leads, “despite denials,” are “pals with perks!”

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March 31st, 2010

“There’s already drama behind the scenes of the highly anticipated flick ‘Thor,’” reports the New York Daily News, which claims Sir Anthony Hopkins is clashing with the film’s title star Chris Hemsworth. According to the paper, Hopkins is “constantly trying to ‘direct’” Hemsworth, and it’s annoying the real director Kenneth Branagh. Gossip Cop has the real deal.

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March 31st, 2010

The National Enquirer returns to one of its most stomach-turning practices this week, claiming without evidence that a celebrity has suffered serious trauma.

This time Britney Spears is the target.

According to the tab, the performer “is deliberately hurting herself and mutilating her body” to cope with despondence over father Jamie Spears’ continued control of her life.

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March 31st, 2010

Perez Hilton claims, “Mariah Carey is planning to turn her life into a stage musical.” But she’s not going to play herself. According to Perez, “She does have someone fab in mind for the role – Leona Lewis!” Is this really true?